Category: Kor’Thank
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It’s Free Sample Friday!
Yerbernots, GerThoppenSchlong, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series: The Unbound Realm. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol.…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the coffee-poop is happening, my fellow java enthusiasts who have enjoyed a nice cuppa joe, then suddenly gone pale as your asshole clenches like an anaconda’s death-grip, forcing you to whisper “Dear God no” before sprinting out of the room, plunking d0own on the toilet, and screaming to the point where a network of…
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Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical
There once was a time when you could write freely. When you could put forth crazy-fun stories about Elves, psychics, Gray Alien abductors, or brain-hijacking worms without people getting all up on your writerly nuts. That time has passed. This is 2020. Plague. Riots. Murder hornets. And now? Writing snobs. Not just Grammar Nazis—I’m talking…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the dick-gobble is going on, my fellow oral enthusiasts who enjoy either giving or receiving some enthusiastic head that sounds like mac-n-cheese noises on steroids or the GLK-GLK-GLK of an eager frat boy shotgunning beer as fast as he— Hey, hey HEY! How about some foreplay, motherfucker? Eat a little taint before you beat…
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It’s Free Sample Friday!
Yerbernots, GerThoppenSchlong, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series: The Unbound Realm. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol.…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the poop-sploosh is happening, my fellow bathroom transgressors who’ve given in to spur-of-the-moment panic and tried to disguise the horrid, watery splash of your feces by wailing unintelligibly at the top of your lun— Whoa dude, WHOA! Instead of assaulting peoples’ ears with nasty ker-plops or unnecessary screams, why not exercise a little sphincter…
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Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical
Man, it’s a little past one. Can’t fall asleep… “House—run me a holo-doc.” “Subject?” “The year 2020.” 3-D images appear above my bed. The Great Pandemic, civil unrest, forest fires, swarms of murder hornets…holy shit, I can’t believe it got THIS crazy just a hundred years ago. I glad it’s 2120, where I can laze…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the piss-bottle is happening, my fellow lazy-ass Lazers who’ve gotten sick of getting up to go the bathroom and instead started to pee in Gatorade bottles and now reaped the foul fruits of your disgusting practice by accidentally taking a big ol’ gulp of uri— GROSS! Why the hell would you invite the conundrum…
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It’s Free Sample Friday!
NerYubberYog McThoosenFizz, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series: The Unbound Realm. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol.…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the Roman Face Mask is happening, my fellow big-dicked pranksters who’ve successfully messed with your sleeping friend by placing one testicle in each of their eye sockets, then laying your big ol’ thicky on the line of their nose, approximating the noseguard of a Centurion’s helme— You DEVIANT! Stop posing for the camera with…
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