Category: Kor’Thank
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Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical
As I finish making love to Kathryn, the latest Soccer Mom to grace my bed, I let loose with my customary cry of coital triumph—“I’LL BE HOG WALLERED!”—and collapse onto my side. Aaaah…not a single sperm left in my yib-yobs. This is the life, lemme tell ya! “Oh, Kent.” Kathryn giggles and runs her hand…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the cum-stink is happening, all you Frequent Fuckers who’ve sexed up a storm before going in to work and worn a slight, knowing smile on your face while talking with your boss and basking in the musk of your hole-widening romper sessio— Damn—you’s NASTY! Wash the bdussy off your face and fingers before you…
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It’s Free Sample Friday!
Yerbernots, GerThoppenSchlong, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series: The Unbound Realm. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol.…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the finger-sniff is happening, all you hypocrites who claim that it’s gross but secretly LOVE to get your phalanges all greased up and smelly with your own brand of goo before taking a giant whiff right off their tips and rolling your eyes back in absolute ecsta— What. The fuck. Are you DOING??? Keep…
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Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical
Flying high—that’s what I do, all day, err’ day! ’Cause I’m a mothafuckin’ dragon, bitch! I turn to my buddy, Cynosure the Red, and raise one of my reptilian eyebrows. “What do you wanna do today, Cyno? Fuck with the Kraken? Shit on some villages? Piss off the unicorns?” His scaly forehead wrinkles in thought. …
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the Obliviot (oblivious idiot: a dipshit who steals oxygen by constantly spewing word-vomit that could easily be debunked or resolved with a quick internet search or a couple seconds of critical thinking) is happening, all my fellow Exasperateds who’ve stared with burning anger and clenched jaws at the dork in the meeting who tries…
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It’s Free Sample Friday!
Yerbernots, GerThoppenSchlong, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series: The Unbound Realm. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol.…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the pity sex is happening, my fellow Desperates who’ve gotten down on your knees and hugged the ankle of your desired lay while bawling AHPLEASEGODFUCKME at the top of your lungs, ugly-crying like Will Ferrell in an all-out attempt to— Jesus Christ, man—you don’t want pity sex! You want a hole-widening good time with…
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Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical
God DAMMIT. It isn’t easy being Kent Wayne’s big toe. “Neglect” is too poor a word for it—he lets all manner of cheese and fungus grow on my surface, then treats it like a scratch-n-sniff when he doesn’t think anyone’s looking. Disgusting. To add insult to insult, his other body parts get blatant favoritism. His…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the thick-dick is happening, all my fellow well-endowed thickies who’ve measured your penis obsessively as a kid (from the TOP and not the asshole, unlike some of you fucking cheaters!) and sighed in disappointment each morning when it failed to extend to the desired 20 inches but then jumped for joy when you realized…
Kent Wayne 