Category: Kor’Thank
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor. Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. …
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get The Unbound Realm here: The Unbound Realm, Volume 1 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get The Unbound Realm here: The Unbound Realm, Volume 1 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the 80s sex is happening, all my fellow fogies who remember the times of 3 dates before smashing, often accompanied by evocative sax solos (as well as some drifting fadeouts of said sax player, a mulleted dude wearing a jacket no tie) whilst you throw your head back against the moonlit background, gasping and…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get The Unbound Realm here: The Unbound Realm, Volume 1 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get The Unbound Realm here: The Unbound Realm, Volume 1 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the demon-gasm is happening, all my fellow fuck-machines who’re smashing away with heretofore unseen vigor, causing your partner’s eyes to roll back in their head as they open wide and let loose with a guttural, bone-chilling howl—RUAAAAAHHH!!!—and now you’re scared as fuck because what if their pupils become blazing red pentagrams and chunks of…
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Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl gets five stars on Amazon!
Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl gets an anonymous five star on Amazon! Big thanks to whoever that was! Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get The Unbound Realm here: The Unbound Realm, Volume 1 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get The Unbound Realm here: The Unbound Realm, Volume 1 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the dick-nick is happening, all you penis-groomers who’re about to go on a date and accidentally cut your womb-hammer while shaving it of fuzzies but now you’re in a panic because your date’s gonna notice and they will definitely, DEFINITELY think you’re a dirty fucking birdy what are you gonna say IT’S NOT A…
