Category: Kor’Thank
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Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle through April 1!
Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle through April 1! This is by far the zaniest of all my books, inspired by Barry Ween and my own take on an R-rated Calvin and Hobbes! If you want to dip your toe in a comedy/horror/sci-fi/teen-genius tale with copious amounts of psychedelics and a 300 mph…
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Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle through April 1!
Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle through April 1! This is by far the zaniest of all my books, inspired by Barry Ween and my own take on an R-rated Calvin and Hobbes! If you want to dip your toe in a comedy/horror/sci-fi/teen-genius tale with copious amounts of psychedelics and a 300 mph…
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Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle through April 1!
Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle through April 1! This is by far the zaniest of all my books, inspired by Barry Ween and my own take on an R-rated Calvin and Hobbes! If you want to dip your toe in a comedy/horror/sci-fi/teen-genius tale with copious amounts of psychedelics and a 300 mph…
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Tomorrow, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl will be FREE on Kindle for five days!
Tomorrow, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl will be FREE on Kindle through April 1! This is by far the zaniest of all my books, inspired by Barry Ween and my own take on an R-rated Calvin and Hobbes! If you want to dip your toe in a comedy/horror/sci-fi/teen-genius tale with copious amounts of psychedelics and a…
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The day after tomorrow—March 28—Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl will be FREE on Kindle for five days!
The day after tomorrow—March 28—Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl will be FREE on Kindle through April 1! This is by far the zaniest of all my books! If you want to dip your toe in a comedy/horror/sci-fi/teen-genius tale with copious amounts of psychedelics and a 300 mph kiss hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha,…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the butt-rage is happening, all you fifth-date horndogs who’ve smashed a couple times, and now decided to stimulate their anoos with a single, hopeful digit, but right after you insert it your partner stiffens, their pupils shrink, veins burst out across their eyes, and they go full-on fast-zombie—RAAAHR! RAAAAAAHR!!!—and dive headfirst into your neck,…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor. Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. …
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
If I were king for a day, my first edict would be to replace our antiquated toilets. There’s gotta be something that accounts for a wider spray. Very few of you know the agony and ecstasy of possessing a giant dick slit—I’ve hit the water and my thigh at the exact same time. Which is…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor. Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. …
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Eat some shrooms, beat my meat while enjoying the psychedelic buzz, then watch a little Adventure Time before I snooze. Man, could life get any better? Zzz… ZZZZZ…. BANG! Huh? Whatzis? I bolt up in my futon as Batman storms into my condo, ripping down my Star Wars posters and stomping on my next-gen flesh-light. …
Kent Wayne 