Category: Kor’Thank
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Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle for three days!
Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle for three days through October 7! This is by far the zaniest of all my books! If you want to dip your toe into a comedy/horror/sci-fi/teen-genius tale with copious amounts of psychedelics and a 300 mph kiss hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha, then give…
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Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle for four days!
Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle for four days through October 7! This is by far the zaniest of all my books! If you want to dip your toe into a comedy/horror/sci-fi/teen-genius tale with copious amounts of psychedelics and a 300 mph kiss hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha, then give…
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Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle for five days!
Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle for five days through October 7! This is by far the zaniest of all my books! If you want to dip your toe into a comedy/horror/sci-fi/teen-genius tale with copious amounts of psychedelics and a 300 mph kiss hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha, then give…
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Tomorrow, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl will be FREE on Kindle for five days!
Tomorrow, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl will be FREE on Kindle for five days through October 7! This is by far the zaniest of all my books! If you want to dip your toe in a comedy/horror/sci-fi/teen-genius tale with copious amounts of psychedelics and a 300 mph kiss hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha,…
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The day after tomorrow—October 3—Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl will be FREE on Kindle for five days!
The day after tomorrow—October 3—Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl will be FREE on Kindle through October 7! This is by far the zaniest of all my books! If you want to dip your toe in a comedy/horror/sci-fi/teen-genius tale with copious amounts of psychedelics and a 300 mph kiss hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha,…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the math-boner is happening, all you boredom-vulnerable meatslingers who’ve made the terrible mistake of wearing gray sweatpants to a goddamn calculus class, as your professor starts professorizing blood rushes into your peen, causing it to strain like a champion powerlifter forced into a straitjacket—HRRH! RRRRHHH!!!—it pokes above your waistband and continues to inch upward,…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
“Still don’t see why he can’t get a ride,” I grumble. “He’s a brainless Chad. His brainless Chad buddies can drive him around.” Katie, the soccer mom who’s been using me like a cheap piece of meat on sale at Costco, sighs in exasperation and rolls her eyes. “We’ve been over this, Kent. I can’t…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #writingcommunity #writer #BookTok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor. Get…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the breakup-fart is happening, all you folks who obey and abide by the Unspoken Laws of Civilization, yet despite your best efforts a giant beefer escapes your anus in an ascending elevator, there’s only one other dude in there and as you lock eyes with him there’s no question he knows he FUCKING KNOWS…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
It’s been decades since I fell off the wall. Decades since they tried to put me back together. Eventually—thanks to cutting edge tech and advances in surgery—they repaired my body, but they couldn’t repair my fractured mind. That’s right. I’m Humpty fucking Dumpty. Coke flies off the stripper’s ass, up the hundo, and into my…
Kent Wayne 