Category: Kor’Thank
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the gluk-job is happening, all you smug-ass wiener-slingers who’re overly confident in your ability to last through a beej, but then a mouth starts pummeling your peen with a barrage of gluk-gluk shlorpy and at first you wanna laugh because they look like a fish out of water that’s been turbocharged with crack, but…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
What the…why am I naked in an African savanna? I rub my eyes, blinking in confusion and clearing them of gunk. The last thing I remember was chilling at home, getting ready to do some wiener/lariat tricks for my Only Fans soccer mom viewers… “Quick!” Elon pokes out from behind a tree, levels a rifle,…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the skull-fuck is happening, all you loud-and-proud, no-one’s-the-boss-of-me damn strong peoples who will never, EVER let someone grab your noggin while obliterating your mouth but then age kicks in and you get goddamn tired of drawing the alphabet thousands of times over with your quivering, super-tired tongue, the TMJ is un-fucking-bearable so now you’re…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
“Help! HELP!” Kent Wayne’s scrotum yells. “What? Huh?” I snuffle-snort awake. “What the hell?” His nuts try and suck up into his speedo, but it’s no use—they’re pendulous as hell, they’ve plopped out of the hammock, and there’s no way they’re gonna shloop back inside. “This fucker fell asleep in the sun! I’m burnt as…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the dance-taint is happening, all you drunken boppers who’ve won heinous loads of unearned confidence by hitting an unoriginal, mediocre groove amongst legions of smoke-infused douche-minded folk, only to find yourself back in your room with a vodka-enhanced hottie but you both forget to take the all-important after-club shower so as you unknowingly bend…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Martha Stewart’s armored goon announces, “He-whores, get in your stockades!” After sharing a nervous glance with Ryan Gosling, I step into a set of medieval restraints. Legions of man-sluts follow suit. I can’t help but flinch as our locks click shut. “I just wanted to have some fun with Martha, you know?” Gosling mutters. “I…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the porn-desert is happening, all you traumatized horndogs who remember the early nineties where you grid-searched forests for discarded porn mags, collecting scraps of half-degraded nudes and assembling them into a stinky, mold-eaten stash of sad-ass pics, then jumped for joy when your friend finally got a legit VHS and invited you to watch…
Kent Wayne 