Category: Echo
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It’s Free Sample Friday!
GerslippenDobben YerFoonkenKuntz, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series: The Unbound Realm. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol.…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the scatter-pee is happening, all my fellow big-dick-slitted meat-slingers who’ve tried in vain to explain to your loved one that even though a giant opening on the head of your wiener is fun to play with and looks super cool, it’s not conducive to toilet marksmanship and FUCK NO you aren’t going to sit…
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Echo Volume 3 gets Five Stars on Amazon!!!
YerJubbenNubbies! Thank you, Chris, for giving Echo 3 a five star review on Amazon! My heart does a happy dance whenever I get a positive review–ESPECIALLY a five star–up on the ‘Zons! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the nut-cut is happening, all you fellow sack-slingers who’re scheduled to go on a first date in the next few hours but you’ve accidentally nicked your scrotum because you were too lazy to choose a Manscape groomer over your goddamn face-razor and now your mind is racing a thousand miles an hour, rifling through…
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Thank You Recent Echo Readers!!!
PerJibbleTibblies! Thank ya Muchly to all those who read Echo on Kindle Unlimited yesterday! I hope you were entertained! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
BACK IN THE DAY, WHEN KENT WAYNE WAS BUT A HORNY TEENAGER AND THEY STILL SAID THE PLEDGE IN PUBLIC SCHOOL… I place a hand over my heart. “I pledge allegiance, to my Insidious Indoctrinators: those who call themselves teachers and incept our psyches with nonsensical beliefs under the guise of Adulting…” “KENT!” Oh shit—Ms.…
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Echo Volume 3 gets Five Stars on Goodreads!!!
SkerJibbenYibbers! Thank you, Chris, for dropping a five star rating for Echo Volume 3 on Goodreads! Thank ya muchly! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on…
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It’s Free Sample Friday!
GerslippenDobben YerFoonkenKuntz, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series: The Unbound Realm. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol.…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the terror-poop is going on, all you warriors-made-cowards who have broken into a cold, trembling sweat as your butthole lurches and strains, holding back an onslaught of filthy evil that wrenches and twists your hopelessly outmatched sphincter while threatening to bust through like a Mordor-spawned Balrog that hasn’t fucked for a thousand years and…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
“Bring him in.” Martha Stewart’s Food Network minions—a motley crew of trolls, orcs, and kobolds—lift me high in the air. I’m tied to a long, sturdy stick, like Luke and Han when they were captured by Ewoks. As I enter her throne room, I catch glimpses of her gruesome trophies—Giada’s head in a jar of…
Kent Wayne 