Category: Echo
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the sex-armor is happening, all you lazy fucks who let your oozy goo settle on your body, waiting for it to crust up into a hardened carapace that’s capable of deflecting small arms fire, explosives, and level 3 directed-energy weapo— NASTY! Use some hibiclens, or at the very least some baby wipes, you unhygienic…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the were-whore is happening, all my fellow horndogs-in-hiding who dutifully resist the Call of the Whore while talking about spreadsheets and tepidly engaging in passive-aggressive snark only to lose your mind in the light of a full moon; ripping off your clothes and letting your swollen genitals flap in the wind whilst snarling and…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
After the Gray Alien strike and subsequent zombies, the world transformed into a lawless stretch of desolate turf, contested by all manner of unsavory individuals. I retreated deep into the forest, carving out a life as a quiet hermit. I miss a few things—jiu jitsu, sex with Soccer Moms—but by and large, it’s a decent…
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Thank You Recent Echo Purchasers!!!
GerShnobberYoobs! Thank ya Muchly to all who bought Echo yesterday! I hope you enjoy it! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle here: Vol. 4 on…
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It’s Free Sample Friday!
YunDibbleShibble YerNonkerKuntz, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series: The Unbound Realm. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol.…
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Today is the LAST day that all four books of the Echo series are FREE!
By the cursed hamstring cramps that interrupt your slappa-slap sex-fest! Today is the LAST day that Echo 1, 2, 3, and 4 are FREE on Kindle! Quit grooming your pubes into a Mario-style mustache so you can make people vomit when you throw on some short-shorts (also could be used as a disgusting garrote—BLECH!) and…
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For today and tomorrow, all four books of the Echo series are FREE!
By the felonious finger-sniffer whom you point at and castigate until others join in and form a mob that parades the perpetrator around in stockades! For today and tomorrow, Echo 1, 2, 3, and 4 are FREE on Kindle! Win that heated political debate by flopping your beautiful genitals onto the table—f’POOMP! Can’t argue with…
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For the next three days, through June 4, all four books of the Echo series are FREE!
By the pubic razor bumps that make you babble and stammer ss you desperately explain to your lover that you haven’t fallen into the ranks of the Filthy Unclean! Echo 1, 2, 3, and 4 are FREE on Kindle for three days! Spread-eagle atop your boss’s ceiling, waiting like a business-casual Batman to drop onto…
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For the next four days, until June 4, all four books of the Echo series will be FREE for five days!
By the monster-sized dook that brings to your knees and makes you sweat like a pig with its unthinking desire to be free of your butthole! Echo 1, 2, 3, and 4 are FREE on Kindle for four days! Wait until your lover is a couple minutes into a relaxing shower, happily humming and enjoying…
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Starting today, all four books of the Echo series will be FREE for five days!
By the sweaty sound of slapping hips that drain a youngster’s will to live as they contemplate what lies beyond the door to their parents’ bedroom! Echo 1, 2, 3, and 4 are FREE on Kindle for five days! Finish taking a Super Saiyan shit on your beleaguered toilet—play the theme from “Requiem for a…
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