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Ahh, the ice water trick works great…except when you have a glass shower enclosure! 🤣
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Foiled! Curses! 🤣
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That’s why you have the temp controls installed on YOUR end of the shower stall! 😈
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Well there’s always rolling a cold soda can into the bed while they’re toasty and warm! 😂
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Ok, anyone who tries to dump an ice cold bucket of water over me in my nice steaming hot shower *better* run for their lives! Thankfully, my honey would never do that to me though, so both my impromptu sauna and his life are equally safe ☺️🤣
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These legs were made for running! 🤣
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Well, up until I went into anaphylaxis and developed POTS, I could outrun my honey so that wouldn’t save him. Now since I can’t run as fast past a short distance for the time being, I also do know how to play dirty if need be when it comes to defending my right to a warm shower or a warm, snuggly bed, so him being able to out run me still wouldn’t save him if he did that… So I guess for his sake it’s a good thing that he wouldn’t 😇
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Wait til he’s comfy and settled, then throw a bunch of cold soda cans in with him! 🤣
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I chuckled when I read that, but the truth is I’m very happy I don’t have to play dirty with my honey. He’s sweet to me, and I’m sweet to him. My siblings and I when we were growing up used to do things like that to one another though, so if it were one of them…oh yeah! But not my Andy. He’s always been very gentle with me and I’m thankful. Not that I can’t appreciate a good practical joke, but my warm snugly places are sacred and off-limits right now.
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Haha! Good policy!
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