Category: Echo
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
“Sup EB?” I walk up to the Easter Bunny and exchange a bro-hug/handshake. “What are you doing here?” “It’s my time of year.” He looks around at the bustling mall. “Fucking sucks, but it is what it is.” “Gimme a chocolate egg!” A snot-nosed brat about eight or nine—he gives off the same vibe as…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the sex-toy-malfunction is happening, all you enterprising shlorp machines who have gotten a little too carried away with your shlorping and shlorped some new-fangled, multi-armed, AI-powered construct right into your butthole, before you can head to the ER to get it removed, floodlights dart through your darkened bedroom, followed by authoritative voices invoking a…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
“You and me!” I yell as we bungee-jump off the bridge. “Best buds for life!” “For LIFE!” my penis yells back. We re-declare our bond with each new adventure: skydiving, jet-skiing, snowboarding, crocheting…then, as we’re dancing the night away at an Ibiza rave, sharp pain erupts from his glans. “What—who the hell?” I look wildly…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the ass-munch is happening, all you sex-warrior posers who’ve talked a good game but now find yourself staring into the puckered butthole of your one-night-stand, realizing they expect you to eat it but now you’re breaking out in a cold sweat and questioning your life choices because you’re not the down-ass fuck-machine you thought…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
I stifle a sigh as I roll down my window. Man, I haven’t gotten a ticket in YEARS…as the officer makes her way over, I keep my hands on ten and two. “Morning, ma’am.” “Morning.” She studies me impassively over the rim of her ray-bans. “Wait a second, are you…would you mind pulling out your…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the boner-break is happening, all you horned-up fools who’ve gotten back into bed with your scheming ex, suddenly, while plundering their holes with zest and aplomb, they snap your wiener with a flex of their orifice, then run out the door while cackling with glee, you stare down in horror at your once-mighty womb-hammer,…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
“I was just here to learn Dark Side lightning! You can fuck all the way off with the rest of your angry incel bullshit!” “WHAT???” Palpatine, Vader, and Darth Maul fix me with furious glares. The Emperor sputters, “You think you can just half-ass your apprenticeship and—GET OVER HERE!” “Holy FUCK!” As I take off…
Kent Wayne 