What the sex-toy-malfunction is happening, all you enterprising shlorp machines who have gotten a little too carried away with your shlorping and shlorped some new-fangled, multi-armed, AI-powered construct right into your butthole, before you can head to the ER to get it removed, floodlights dart through your darkened bedroom, followed by authoritative voices invoking a mouthful of national security-related legalese, apparently they’re gonna whisk you away to a hidden black site where they’ll separate your ass from the sentient fuck-bot, but they’re gonna have to tear off the roof and airlift you out, all while you stay absolutely still and keep your legs spread so you don’t set off a robosex apocalypse, as they lift you out on a chopper-rigged stretcher, your tech-boosted rectum begins thundering out diatribe that would make Alex Jones sound as tame as Ferris Bueller’s teacher, tears leak down your face as the entire neighborhood gathers to watch and snap pictures of your Skynet-jacked dirt star, why God WHY—

And THAT, my friends, is why you keep them goddamn machines away from your unprotected asshole!  ChatGPT is creepy enough, there’s no need to let it speak through your unshaven anus!

Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books!  First up is my YA fantasy:  A Door into Evermoor.  If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl!  If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo!  And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them!  Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors.  Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!  #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing

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