Category: Echo
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
In this new environment of turmoil and chaos, my enemies have emerged from the societal woodwork, united in their hatred of yours truly. Beta Males, who hate me for my missile-pod abs and love of jiu-jitsu; Grammar Nazis, who hate me for my freewheeling linguistics; and of course Office Drones, who can’t stand the idea…
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Thank You Recent Echo Purchasers!!!
YugDoobleShlippen BerGobberTits! BIG ol’ Thanks to whoever bought Echo on Kindle yesterday! Thank ya Big-Big! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle here: Vol. 4 on…
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It’s Free Sample Friday!
BerGooble Shloppers, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series: The Unbound Realm. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol.…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the blumpkin is going on, alla you people who have gone one google search too far, then felt a tidal wave of horror as you realize that some folks will gleefully expel Evil all over your face, neck, and chest in order to prep you for the main course which is actually a steaming…
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Thank You, Recent Echo Readers!!!
PilBobbity GerStoobenYobbie! BIG ol’ Thanks to whoever was reading Echo on Kindle Unlimited yesterday! Thank ya bigly! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle here: Vol.…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the sleep-fart is going on, alla you folks who have had a live-in lover that achieves a horrifyingly stinky 9.3 on the Rectum Scale while sound asleep, causing you to stare blankly at the darkened ceiling and whisper “It’s not their fault. It’s not their fault.” over and over as you contemplate seppuk— GROSS! …
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
As I walk my 10 lb. Terrier Extraordinaire past the playground, I look over at the hot-ass soccer moms and their booger-eating kids. I can’t help but notice that their leader, Soccer Mom Prime, is mother to an extraordinarily ripped and enormous toddler. “Damn,” I say before my brain can filter my speech, “that’s a…
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It’s Free Sample Friday!
NerGoobenStooben YerPlippleNips, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series: The Unbound Realm. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol.…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the rimjob is up, alla you folk who are secretly heartened by the fact that society is slowly starting to admit that having a tongue run up and down your cloacal cavern actually feels pretty good despite the fact that it’s where the most odious filth spills and bubbles like a hellish version of…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
Hey guys! You know when you’ve just had an awesome steak date and you’re about to seal the deal, and your lover’s tongue seems to be homing in on all your super sensitive spots, sending your legs into paroxysms but that goddamn steak is demanding its freedom, pushing against your butthole with unrelenting force and…
Kent Wayne 