“There I was—balls deep in your mother’s ass…”
Shortly after detailing my lusty adventures with the local frat-bros’ moms, I had to beat a hasty escape in which I employed a jetpack and a dinosaur.
…I know: I should be writing. Photo taken by friend and Cool Guy Jumar Balacy.
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“There I was – balls deep in your mother’s ass.”
You undoubtedly channeled Shakespeare with that line, eloquent, insightful, yet down-to-earth, beautiful, yet ugly at the same time.
Quite the John Keats you are Kent! 😂 I was equally shocked and humoured *Clutches pearls* lol x
You look like you are quoting “Hamlet”, but the underpants ruins that picture.
Kent Wayne 
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