Tag: yay!
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Get yer copy of Echo!
What the piss-pool is happening, all my fellow humans take trips to the water park and do your best to forget you’re spending a day inside a hive of disease vectors occupied by tiny petri dishes known as “kids?” This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo! (And to leave…
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Thank You Recent Echo Purchasers!!!
What in the WHAAAAT! B’KOOMSKIES! I wake up and see that some Amaze-O folks have bought Echo on Kindle yesterday! Whoever you guys are…Thank You So Much!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on…
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Echo and Kor’Thank: The Weekly Update
Kor’Thank word count: 20,282 Echo Vol.4: I’m on my fourth pass, 80th chapter (out of 98) Thanks to All Who Bought Echo! And BIG THANKS to those who posted positive reviews on Amazon or Goodreads!!! News: Busy busy busy! Busy fending off the Forces of School, who seek to place arbitrary, alphabet-derived rankings on my…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
IN THE YEAR 2030, MARK ZUCKERBERG FAILED TO TAP ENOUGH ASS. CONSEQUENTLY, HIS NERD-RAGE FLARED FROM HEALTHY READINGS OF BETWEEN 30 AND 40 TO A CATASTROPHIC LEVEL TERMED: “BUCK-NUTS APESHIT.” HIS ANGER ITERATED INTO FACEBOOK’S ABUSE OF PERSONAL INFORMATION, THEN MORPHED INTO FLEETS OF DRONES THAT PATROL OUR CITIES, ENSURING THAT EVERY MALE WHO’S MORE WELL-ENDOWED…
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Thank You Recent Echo Purchasers!!!
Sker’DOOBIEFOOBIES! Bam! Whoever those fine folk were that purchased Echo on Kindle yesterday…Thank You! Thank You So Much!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here: …
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Echo 3 gets four stars on Amazon!
Boom! Echo 3 grabs four stars on Amazon, courtesy of Cap’n Dave! Sker’DOOB! Thank You So Much Dave!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here: …
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Get yer copy of Echo!
What the romantic night is going on, all you folks who know the sheer, unbridled terror of having to fart in the midst of a swimmingly good date? (those who play it safe will simply go to the bathroom, but if your middle name is Danger, you’ll go for the silent “Fssshhhh,” close enough to…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
Oh man, I’ve been studying this accounting final for the last few weeks. I’m a few minutes late, but that’s okay; my professor allows tardy students to take exams. As I walk up to the classroom, a shiver of dread runs down my backside. Through the door, I can hear dozens of students retching and…
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Thank You Recent Echo Purchasers!!!
KerDOOBIT! Big Thank You to those who bought Echo on Kindle yesterday! Thank You So Much!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here: Combined Edition …
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Get yer copy of Echo!
What the flying saucer is going on, all you children in adults’ bodies who like to make creepy “oooWEEEOOOO” noises every time your paste-eating friend maows down on a fresh thing of Elmer’s and gabbles on about Lizard People who drag folks into a subterranean hellhole and eats them butthole first? This is just an…
Kent Wayne 