Tag: writing
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Weapons of Old, Volume 2 of the Unbound Realm, is the second installment in my YA fantasy series
Weapons of Old has pushed my writing abilities to their limits. It’s got fantasy-world pirates, creepy dungeon crawls, magic swords, nine-headed whips, dryads, giant battles, epic speeches, golems, existential philosophy, and a whole lot more! I sincerely hope you enjoy my newest effort! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Weapons…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
One moment I’m pissing into a urinal, the next moment Steven Seagal is staring at my meat. “Yep,” he affirms. “This is happening.” What the— “Dude, if you don’t stop staring at my goddamn wiener, I’m gonna aim it right at your face.” “Go ahead,” he replies. “See what happens.” As I point my wiener…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the nerd-vengeance is happening, my fellow once-upon-a-time nerds who have grown big veiny wieners and now you’re showing your bullies how far you’ve come by shlorping orifices on a top-tier porn site, playing piano with your glans, or going back in time so you can break a castle-siege standoff with a single, massive thrust…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Musings
Releasing negativity is a tricky endeavor. In the past, I’ve forced positivity in an effort to shake off the negative, but the ensuing resistance only strengthened the negative. So I try and emphasize the acceptance part–it’s okay to feel whatever I feel. It’s a natural reaction. And that focus on acceptance, for me, is the…
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Check out my first YA Fantasy book: A Door into Evermoor!
Check out my first venture into YA fantasy! Jon’s a regular Earth kid who wants something more. After he stumbles through an interdimensional portal, his wishes are granted in spectacular fashion! During his journey, he encounters a Wolven King and an Elerican Witch, the last Wayfarer, and a half-Elf Princess! All this and more in…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
“Do you mind?” Soccer Mom Prime gives me a devilish grin. “Not at all, go ahead.” Her grin widens as she rolls the condom onto my wiener. My grin matches hers, then falls away as my wiener starts thrashing and gasping in pain. “What the—WHAT DID YOU DO?” I lock eyes with my lover. She…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Weapons of Old, Volume 2 of the Unbound Realm, is now available for purchase!!
Weapons of Old is out! I’m gonna advertise it through April 14, then it’ll be back to my regularly scheduled, weird-ass ads. Weapons of Old has pushed my writing abilities to their limits (that’s nothing new; it happens with every book, but that’s the excuse I give when people ask why it’s taking so long: …
