Tag: Scifi
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Get yer copy of Echo!
What the dookie smell is happening, all my fellow humans who wrinkle their noses at the slightest hint of a bad odor and immediately begin readying yourselves to throw accusations at someone else, diverting suspicion from your meticulously maintained orifices and onto your enemy’s? This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
Panicked breaths fly from my mouth. “I can’t…” Soccer mom laughter fills my ears. Some exchange high-fives. Others shoot rubber bands at my jiggling buttocks. “Keep…” My lungs burn. My legs ache. “Twerking!” My pronouncement is met with jeers and cackles. A few throw origami penises at my speedo-clad bum. “Keep twerking, Man Whore!” one…
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Thank You Recent Echo Purchasers/Readers!!!
Ber’KOOBIES! I wake up and see that some Awesome Folks either bought Echo on Kindle, read it on Kindle Unlimited…OR bought it in paperback! Yesterday marked the first paperback sales of Echo, WOOHOO! Whoever you guys are…Thank You So Much!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on…
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Get yer copy of Echo!
What the protein fart is going on, all you fitness enthusiasts who suffer through eye-wateringly foul methane whilst clenching your teeth and crying yourself to sleep, vowing that it’ll all be worth it when you’re yoked and ripped? This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo! (And to leave a…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
Hello there, 500mg THC death star edible! GALUMP! Down the hatch you go! I stagger into the bathroom to perpetuate the soothing cycle of energy transmutation inherent to all living organisms, one that’s even present in celestial bodies (plants poop, stars poops, we all poop and don’t you lie to me and say it doesn’t…
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Get yer copy of Echo!
What the golden shower is happening, all my fellow non-deviants who are assuredly thinking of a rain of butterscotch candies and not something that would indicate you’re secretly a sick worshipper of urine? This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo! (And to leave a positive review for it as…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
My name is Kent43709. “PENIS IS DOCKING! I SAY AGAIN: PENIS IS DOCKING! STAND BY TO GET SOME, MARINES!” I’m a Lance Corporal in Kent Wayne’s Spermatazoic Marine Corps. “RAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!” We go flying out the tip of Kent Wayne’s glans, landing in a hellscape of puckered wrinkles. “PUSH, MOTHERFUCKERS! PUSH!!!” I charge across a bleached,…
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Echo Vol.1 gets 5 stars on Amazon!
What in the whaaaaattt! Thank You Minecraft, for throwing Echo 1 five stars on amazon.com! Thank You So Much!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition…
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Get yer copy of Echo!
What the mustache is going on, all my fellow men who carefully tread the unspoken line between looking charmingly quirky and getting slapped with a restraining order that bans you from being within a 500 yard radius of all playgrounds? (If you watch Sunny in Philadelphia, you know which masterpiece episode I’m referring to.) This…
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Thank You Recent Echo Purchasers/Readers!!!
b’KOOB! I wake up and see some amaze-o peoples have either bought Echo on Kindle or read it on Kindle Unlimited! Whoever you all are…Thank You So Much!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3…
Kent Wayne 