Get yer copy of Echo!

What the protein fart is going on, all you fitness enthusiasts who suffer through eye-wateringly foul methane whilst clenching your teeth and crying yourself to sleep, vowing that it’ll all be worth it when you’re yoked and ripped?  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo!  (And to leave a positive review for it as well!  🙂 )  No worries—there isn’t any mention of how my hero has to suffer through the mundanities of macros and eating windows and supersets in the pages of Echo; Eff no!  He gets down and dirty with cyborg shoot-em-up, which is also sprinkled with rowr-beasts and future wizards!  And if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how veiny, penile-armed amazing positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you’re six years old.  That pubically accelerated dickhead Cole Johnson yanks down your pants and runs off with your backpack.  Instead of crying or wailing, you tap the undying hatred deep in your soul and extend your right arm toward him, filling the air with a faint purple glow that spills from the tips of your fingers.  Interdimensional portals rip open all around Cole McFuckstick, releasing armies of clowns that are wielding jagged needles and rusty dental instruments.  Cole Johnson abruptly shits himself, begging for forgiveness as the clowns mount their motorcycles, guffawing with laughter as they circle round and round, ringing him in with their evil deviancy.  YES!  No child should have to endure the dreaded Clown Attack…none except for Cole Johnson!  EAT IT, Cole!  See, that rush of delicious vengeance you’d feel at laying low your hated enemy is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite indie author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a freak-free favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons!  Thank you all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  #kindle #kindleunlimited #sciencefiction #scifi #books #novel #book

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