Get yer copy of Echo!

What the mustache is going on, all my fellow men who carefully tread the unspoken line between looking charmingly quirky and getting slapped with a restraining order that bans you from being within a 500 yard radius of all playgrounds?  (If you watch Sunny in Philadelphia, you know which masterpiece episode I’m referring to.)  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo!  (And to leave a positive review for it as well!  🙂 )  Never fear—I don’t go into the vagaries of mustaches and beards in the pages of Echo.  No—Echo ain’t about projecting the sentiment “look-at-me-I’m-zany-please-sleep-with-my-zany-faced-ass,” Echo is about pew-pew, hairy rowr-beasts, and beautiful future wizards!  YEAH!  Also, if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how carbaliciously amazing positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you’ve decided to embark on the Low Carb Quest, pushing aside the molecularly engineered Daemonite fare that oozes through corn syrup-powered assembly lines in favor of a solid, healthy, protein n’ fats diet.  (They go by many names, but I group them all under the category of a Get Some diet).  But your roommate is actively sabotaging you, maowing through delicious mounds of cupcakes, cookies, noodles, and buttery, fragrant bread.  He stretches orange, cheeto-dusted fingers in your direction, declaring, “JOIN ME IN MY BLURGH!” in a deep, modulated voice that sounds like it would come from someone named Lord Blorlog.  As repulsed as you are, your mouth starts watering; DAMN, cheetos taste good!  But right before you give in, your roommate clutches his ass, a pained expression erupting across his face.  He runs for the bathroom, gasping and sobbing, and as he plunks down on the toilet, he screams with the fury of a thousand suns, breaking the cheeto-spell.  You remember where you don’t want to end up, and your willpower is renewed!  WHEW!  See that rush of gratitude you’d feel at having seen a karmic reminder of why you should stick with a Get Some diet is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite indie author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a taste-o-mongo favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons!  Thank you all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  #kindle #kindleunlimited #sciencefiction #scifi #books #novel #book

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