Tag: Scifi
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Get yer copy of Echo!
What the analingus (gasp—I know! I’ve referenced a traditionally taboo practice that’s slowly coming into vogue, mwahaha!) is happening, my fellow peeps who’ve understandably turned away from the prospect of sticking your tongue into a gamey, pelt-covered horror-hole which by all indications was made for no such thing and belongs firmly in the realm of…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
My name is Soccer Mom Prime. I lead a lethal force of advanced soccer moms. First we conquered husbands, then we conquered physics. We come from a year you might think of as 5078, but that number no longer possesses meaning for us; we’ve broken completely free of the shackles of time. We do not…
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Thanks You To Everyone Who Bought Echo!!!
Thank you to everyone who bought Echo! The sale’s ended but the adventure continues! I am plugging busily away on Volume 4, and eager to see what you guys think of it when I shut my big mouth about how awesome and great and mind-bending it is and you people finally get to read it! …
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Today is the LAST day that Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99!
Today is the LAST day that Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined edition will be $0.99! Quit annoying your buddy by punching the air an inch in front of their face and screaming, “HA! Spared your life, pussy!” and go spread the word! Woohoo! I’ll be posting a variant of this message…
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Today is the LAST day that Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99!
Today is the LAST day that Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined edition will be $0.99! Stop flicking the driver’s-side amenities—sunglass holder, radio volume, a/c adjuster—on and off, pretending you’re in some kind of fancy space fighter, spinning up its weapons and thrusters (I do this all the time, heh heh heh),…
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Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 for today and tomorrow!
Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined edition will be $0.99 for today and tomorrow! Quit boobytrapping your asshole frenemy’s closet with the rankest, burnt-rubber farts you’re capable of summoning through pure-bred ghost peppers, taco bell chalupas (extra processed cheese, please), and dark magic rituals that weaponize your rectal chi and go tell…
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The Weekly Update: Echo, Kor’Thank, and the Logical Idiots Podcast
Kor’Thank word count: 21,776 (temporarily stopped drafting due to school obligations, as well as the desire to finish editing Echo 4 and publish it) Echo Vol.4: Chapter 59, fifth pass Thanks to All Who Bought Echo! And BIG THANKS to those who posted positive reviews on Amazon or Goodreads!!! News: Finals are petering off, so…
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Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 for today and tomorrow!
Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined edition will be $0.99 for today and tomorrow! Stop perforating your enemies’ toilet paper so their fingers will poke right through—HEH heh heh!—and go tell everyone you know! Woohoo! I’ll be posting a variant of this message in the morning and afternoon until 5/15, when the…
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Today is the last day Echo 1 is FREE! Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 for three days—from today to 5/15!
Today is the last day that Echo 1 is FREE! Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined edition will be $0.99 for three days—from today to 5/15! Stop messing with that blueprint for a camouflaged pit of dildo-spikes you intend to one day build so that any potential home invader will suffer a…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
“Go long, Scorponok!” I slash my arm through the air, sending a football spiraling toward my son. At the same time, my wife yells from the window, “STOP CALLING HIM THAT! HIS NAME IS TRAVIS!” Scorponok catches the football in a leaping dive, his ten-year-old arms hugging it to his chest. He hits the ground…
Kent Wayne 