Tag: reading
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the cum-blindness is happening, all you adventurous deviants who’ve watched too many porns and now you and your partner have agreed that a cumshot would be cool, but when you unload in their face it goes in their eyes and triggers a deep, wordless rage that causes them to sputter and hack like a…
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Check out my first YA Fantasy book: A Door into Evermoor!
Check out my first venture into YA fantasy! The last Wayfarer and a High Taire Duelist! A magic revolver named Ailura Qartesi, and an evil trio of Sytishi Whisper Folk! All this and more in A Door into Evermoor! #WritingCommunity Check it out here: A Door into Evermoor. Get A Door into Evermoor here: A…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Nothing beats an afternoon nap. Stretch my arms overhead, big ol’ yawn, and— Directly above me, a bleached asshole spasms and dilates. “What the—NO!” I scrabble downward just in time. As Amber Heard expels a foot-long dook, I fall off the bed in a tangle of sheets. Craggy shit steams from my pillow, marking the…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #WritingCommunity Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor. Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley…
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Echo Volume 1 gets five stars on Amazon!
SkerJooberYoobs! Echo 1 gets a five-star on Amazon! Big Thank You to all who have bought and/or reviewed my books!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor. Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol.…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the anus-magic is happening, all you weak-minded fools who’re extracting the beads one by one, but then that dog-like reflex to pull instead of dig grabs a hold of you and you start going hand over hand, faster and faster, and you think this is really neat it’s like the endless handkerchief magicians use…
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Check out my first YA Fantasy book: A Door into Evermoor!
Check out my first venture into YA fantasy! The last Wayfarer and a half-Elven princess! Elerica City and fire-breathing wyverns! All this and more in A Door into Evermoor! #WritingCommunity Check it out here: A Door into Evermoor. Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
“Next!” The guy in front of me shuffles away, sobbing quietly while clutching a “Welcome to Hell” booklet. Satan looks up from his desk and gives me a disinterested once-over. “Kent Wayne, right?” He licks his thumb, then pages through a sheaf of papers. “Let’s see…” “This is a mistake!” I wail. “How the fuck…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #WritingCommunity Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor. Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the beast-hole is going on, all you sexual adventurers who’ve decided to enter into this dark, new-fangled universe of licking your partner’s butt, but now you’re staring right into its depths questioning your life choices and goddammit they fucked up shaving, left a few scraggles so you say hold on a sec, grab a…
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