Tag: reading
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the Jaws-themed blowjay is going on, all you bonered-up suck-victims who are transfixed by your partner as they bob up and down and hum DA-dum, sending a thrill of fear racing up your spine before they do it again—DA-dum—holy fuck what is happening right now, DA-dum DA-dum dadumdadumDAAAAAA, now you can’t watch a shark…
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Check out my first YA Fantasy book: A Door into Evermoor!
Check out my first venture into YA fantasy! The last Wayfarer and a High Taire Duelist! A magic revolver named Ailura Qartesi, and an evil trio of Sytishi Whisper Folk! All this and more in A Door into Evermoor! #WritingCommunity Check it out here: A Door into Evermoor. Get A Door into Evermoor here: A…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Oh man, I cannot believe I’m about to explore Dagobah. Finally—after all that shit with the second Death Star, balance is restored to the motherfucking Force. Now that it’s safe, I’m gonna tour the galaxy and take in the sights. Tatooine, Hoth, Endor…not gonna lie, I’m a giant Luke fan-boy. I throttle my X-Wing, easing…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #WritingCommunity Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor. Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley…
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A Door into Evermoor gets five stars on Amazon!!
SkerJumber Yibs! A Door into Evermoor gets five stars on Amazon! Thank you to everyone who’s bought and reviewed it, ESPECIALLY those five star reviews! Five star reviews are like $1000 tips for us indie authors! 🙂 🙂 😀 #WritingCommunity Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor. Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. …
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the two-hander is going on, all you porn-brained deviants who’ve watched too many fuck videos and are now convinced that a blow-jay has to be both fists stacked atop each other plus the mouth but your puny gerbil-dick fails to meet the requirement so you spend several hours every day punching the heavy bag…
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Check out my first YA Fantasy book: A Door into Evermoor!
Check out my first venture into YA fantasy! A disaffected teenager stumbles into a fantasy realm filled with Wayfarers, Wolven, Elerican Witches and magic revolvers! All this and more in A Door into Evermoor! #WritingCommunity Check it out here: A Door into Evermoor. Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor Get Kor’Thank…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
I stuff a handful of shrooms into my gob. Nompf omf momf and— GALUMPH! —here we go! ——— The world resolves into a cliff-dotted range of grass-coated rocks. Off in the distance, lively waterfalls hiss and sputter. What the hoozis? Must have hop-skipped into another dimension. Suddenly, I hear rapid clapping and slimy gulping, coming…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #WritingCommunity Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor. Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley…
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A Door into Evermoor gets five stars on Amazon!!
GerShnobbelYooben McThobberYogs! Josh throws A Door into Evermoor, five stars on Amazon! Thank you muchly, Josh! And thank you to everyone who’s bought and reviewed it, ESPECIALLY those five star reviews! Five star reviews are like $1000 tips for us indie authors! 🙂 🙂 😀 #WritingCommunity Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor.…
Kent Wayne 