Tag: reading
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the nerd-vengeance is happening, my fellow once-upon-a-time nerds who have grown big veiny wieners and now you’re showing your bullies how far you’ve come by shlorping orifices on a top-tier porn site, playing piano with your glans, or going back in time so you can break a castle-siege standoff with a single, massive thrust…
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Check out my first YA Fantasy book: A Door into Evermoor!
Check out my first venture into YA fantasy! Jon’s a regular Earth kid who wants something more. After he stumbles through an interdimensional portal, his wishes are granted in spectacular fashion! During his journey, he encounters a Wolven King and an Elerican Witch, the last Wayfarer, and a half-Elf Princess! All this and more in…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
“Do you mind?” Soccer Mom Prime gives me a devilish grin. “Not at all, go ahead.” Her grin widens as she rolls the condom onto my wiener. My grin matches hers, then falls away as my wiener starts thrashing and gasping in pain. “What the—WHAT DID YOU DO?” I lock eyes with my lover. She…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Weapons of Old, Volume 2 of the Unbound Realm, is now available for purchase!!
Weapons of Old is out! I’m gonna advertise it through April 14, then it’ll be back to my regularly scheduled, weird-ass ads. Weapons of Old has pushed my writing abilities to their limits (that’s nothing new; it happens with every book, but that’s the excuse I give when people ask why it’s taking so long: …
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Weapons of Old, Volume 2 of the Unbound Realm, is now available for purchase!!
Weapons of Old is out! I’m gonna advertise it through April 14, then it’ll be back to my regularly scheduled, weird-ass ads. Weapons of Old has pushed my writing abilities to their limits (that’s nothing new; it happens with every book, but that’s the excuse I give when people ask why it’s taking so long: …
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Weapons of Old, Volume 2 of the Unbound Realm, is now available for purchase!!
Weapons of Old is out! I’m gonna advertise it through April 14, then it’ll be back to my regularly scheduled, weird-ass ads. Weapons of Old has pushed my writing abilities to their limits (that’s nothing new; it happens with every book, but that’s the excuse I give when people ask why it’s taking so long: …
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Weapons of Old, Volume 2 of the Unbound Realm, is now available for purchase!!
Weapons of Old is out! I’m gonna advertise it through April 14, then it’ll be back to my regularly scheduled, weird-ass ads. Weapons of Old has pushed my writing abilities to their limits (that’s nothing new; it happens with every book, but that’s the excuse I give when people ask why it’s taking so long: …
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Weapons of Old, Volume 2 of the Unbound Realm, is now available for purchase!!
Weapons of Old is out! I’m gonna advertise it through April 14, then it’ll be back to my regularly scheduled, weird-ass ads. Weapons of Old has pushed my writing abilities to their limits (that’s nothing new; it happens with every book, but that’s the excuse I give when people ask why it’s taking so long: …
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Weapons of Old, Volume 2 of the Unbound Realm, is now available for purchase!!
Weapons of Old is out! I’m gonna advertise it through April 14, then it’ll be back to my regularly scheduled, weird-ass ads. Weapons of Old has pushed my writing abilities to their limits (that’s nothing new; it happens with every book, but that’s the excuse I give when people ask why it’s taking so long: …
