Tag: podcast
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
“REEE. REEE. REEE. ALL MITOCHONDRIA, ENTER YOUR FIGHTER SPERM AND STANDBY FOR LAUNCH. THIS IS KENT WAYNE’S BRAIN, DIRECTING ALL MITOCHONDRIA TO MAN THEIR SPERM. THE HOST BODY HAS ENGAGED IN SECOND BASE MATING RITUALS.” Hot diggity! I grab my helmet and jam it onto my dome, swimming into the cockpit of my grounded fighter…
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Get yer copy of Echo!
What the wet toilet paper roll is happening, all you fellow cursers of fate who’ve gone to take a dook, given the TP a cursory glance and made sure it was loaded, then realized some nefarious genius has boobytrapped it with an unmentionable bodily fluid, and that you’re now trapped in a diabolical iteration of…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
This is it; my freedom rests on my closing argument. I’ve gained no traction with the jurors through this hellish proceeding, and now I’m using every oratory trick in the book to try and convince these courtroom fascists that I should go free. You guessed it; I’m on trial for not hewing to the standards…
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Get yer copy of Echo!
What the Orc poop is going on, all you fine peoples who would publicly scoff in disgust if you were in the theater watching an epic fantasy movie that depicted Elves and dragons and wizards pooping and peeing (doing all the things you KNOW they do cos otherwise they wouldn’t have butts and wieners), after…
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The Weekly Update: Echo, Kor’Thank, and the Logical Idiots Podcast
Kor’Thank word count: 21,776 (temporarily stopped drafting due to school obligations, as well as the desire to finish editing Echo 4 and publish it) Echo Vol.4, word count: 173,765. Chapter 10, sixth pass. Thanks to All Who Bought Echo! And BIG THANKS to those who posted positive reviews on Amazon or Goodreads!!! News: B’BAM! In…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
“Happy Birthday…” Tears spill down my cheeks as I do my best to sway seductively back and forth, clad in nothing but a skimpy tutu. Martha Stewart sits on her throne of polished femurs, tenting her fingers above her chest as I attempt to exectue my best imitation of Marilyn Monroe’s happy birthday serenade. “Madam…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
Oh yeah, SURE—Kent Wayne professes that his lady’s pleasure is his “top priority” in bed, but you wouldn’t think that for a motherfucking second if you knew how he’s treated me and my twin sister over these last thirty-something odd years. I’m Kent Wayne’s right hand. When we grew up with the monster you know…
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Echo 1 gets five stars on Goodreads!!!
KER’THOOB-FACE! Lorenzo Dozier throws Echo 1 five stars on Goodreads! Thank You So Much Lorenzo!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here: Combined Edition I’m starting…
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Free Sample Friday!
Got some free sample chapters for you all, PLUS the 2 Logical Idiots Podcast Trailer! Check out barbarians, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, angry cyborg-soldier fellas here: Echo, and the 2 Logical Idiots Podcast Trailer here: 2 Logical Idiots Podcast Trailer Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀
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Thank You Recent Echo Purchasers!!!
sk’BAMSKIES! Whoever y’all are that bought Echo on Kindle yesterday…Thank You So Much!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here: Combined Edition I’m starting a podcast: …
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