Tag: kindle
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Oh man, I cannot believe Iâm about to explore Dagobah. Finallyâafter all that shit with the second Death Star, balance is restored to the motherfucking Force. Now that itâs safe, Iâm gonna tour the galaxy and take in the sights.  Tatooine, Hoth, EndorâŚnot gonna lie, Iâm a giant Luke fan-boy. I throttle my X-Wing, easing…
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Check out my high school absurdical, KorâThank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know âabsurdicalâ is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, KorâThank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #WritingCommunity Check it out here: KorâThank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor. Get KorâThank here:  KorâThank: Barbarian Valley…
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A Door into Evermoor gets five stars on Amazon!!
SkerJumber Yibs! A Door into Evermoor gets five stars on Amazon! Thank you to everyone who’s bought and reviewed it, ESPECIALLY those five star reviews! Five star reviews are like $1000 tips for us indie authors! đ đ đ #WritingCommunity Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor. Get KorâThank here: KorâThank: Barbarian Valley Girl. …
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the two-hander is going on, all you porn-brained deviants whoâve watched too many fuck videos and are now convinced that a blow-jay has to be both fists stacked atop each other plus the mouth but your puny gerbil-dick fails to meet the requirement so you spend several hours every day punching the heavy bag…
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Check out my first YA Fantasy book: A Door into Evermoor!
Check out my first venture into YA fantasy! A disaffected teenager stumbles into a fantasy realm filled with Wayfarers, Wolven, Elerican Witches and magic revolvers! All this and more in A Door into Evermoor! #WritingCommunity Check it out here: A Door into Evermoor. Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor Get KorâThank…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
I stuff a handful of shrooms into my gob. Nompf omf momf andâ GALUMPH! âhere we go! âââ The world resolves into a cliff-dotted range of grass-coated rocks. Off in the distance, lively waterfalls hiss and sputter.  What the hoozis? Must have hop-skipped into another dimension. Suddenly, I hear rapid clapping and slimy gulping, coming…
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Check out my high school absurdical, KorâThank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know âabsurdicalâ is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, KorâThank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #WritingCommunity Check it out here: KorâThank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor. Get KorâThank here:  KorâThank: Barbarian Valley…
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A Door into Evermoor gets five stars on Amazon!!
GerShnobbelYooben McThobberYogs! Josh throws A Door into Evermoor, five stars on Amazon! Thank you muchly, Josh! And thank you to everyone who’s bought and reviewed it, ESPECIALLY those five star reviews! Five star reviews are like $1000 tips for us indie authors! đ đ đ #WritingCommunity Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor.…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the cum-blindness is happening, all you adventurous deviants whoâve watched too many porns and now you and your partner have agreed that a cumshot would be cool, but when you unload in their face it goes in their eyes and triggers a deep, wordless rage that causes them to sputter and hack like a…
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