Tag: humor

[Outer God Kent] Nyarlathotep telepathically projects to me.  [You haven’t driven enough mortals insane, and your tentacle game is looking a little weak.] [What the fuck are you talking about?] I project back.  [I’ve drawn billions into the Infinite Abyss, then drunk their souls with my astral proboscis.  Maybe you should spend a little less…

We all crave it:  True Novelty.  And I, Kent Wayne, Well-Endowed Fantasy Explorer, have finally arrived at its hallowed doorstep. The journey has been grueling.  Gallons of fluids have passed my lips as I replenished the gametes that flew from my body.  (which means I had to rehydrate all the frickin’ time because along the…

Oh shit!  Ain’t nothin’ better than being a giant-ass dragon, eating the fuck out of rando knights and taking big ol’ shits on noblemen’s castles!  Every now and then, a bunch of adventurers try to take my stuff, but I fuck em up with smog and fire, or maybe a cone of frost +10, depending…

Booger-free babies!!!  (If only, right?)  Today is the LAST day that Echo 2, 3, 4, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition are $0.99!  Power through your tenth or eleventh quarantine-jack of the day (don’t be modest—I know some of you are pushing into double digits!), hook that IV into your arm so you don’t…

Bigfoot’s bleached butthole!!!  For today and tomorrow, Echo 2, 3, 4, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition are $0.99!  Crack off another orgasm into your secretary’s face (really not a gender thing, if you think it through—HEH heh heh!), and go tell everybody!  WHOOO!!! Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2…

Dripping dickholes from Dirion-7!!!  Today is the LAST day that Echo 1 is FREE!  Echo 2, 3, 4, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition are $0.99 for three more days!  Polish off your last 10 grams of magic mushies, speak and commune with the white-haired center of Odin’s asshole, and go tell everybody!  WHOOO!!!…

Ham on rye with a big ol’ side of cum in the eye!!!  For today and tomorrow, Echo 1 is FREE!  Echo 2, 3, 4, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition are $0.99 for four days!  Finish gift-wrapping that giant steak-n-pasta turd that you just pinched out, mail it to whichever politician has gained…

By the booger-eating babies that quickly go from cute to BLEHHHH!!!  Echo 1 is FREE for three days!  Echo 2, 3, 4, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition are $0.99 for five days!  Feed the Gimp his daily ration of spam and millet, give Marsellus Wallace a few extra pumps, then go tell everybody!…

By the whale-sized vajeen-widening wiener!!!  Echo 1 is FREE for four days!  Echo 2, 3, 4, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition are $0.99 for six days!  Load your drone up with fresh-cut dog turds, play Ride of the Valkyries as you literalize your enemies’ idea of a shitty day (turds from on high,…