Tag: humor
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Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical
“Go on.” Martha Stewart—High Empress of Khyrakta, which used to be known as Earth—settles back into her infant-hide chair and steeples her fingers. “Dance for me, Man Whore.” “Martha please!” I gasp, twerking my speedo-clad booty for all it’s worth. “Can’t go on…much longer…” “Dance for me,” she repeats. “Or I violate your anus with…
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Starting August 17, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl will be FREE for five days, until August 21!
By Orgoth’s odious orgasm-inducer! On August 17, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl will be FREE for five days, until August 21! Quit trying to clean your toilet with a well-aimed stream of pee (don’t lie—it’s a damn good game to play when you’re dead-ass drunk) and go tell everyone! WHOOO!!! Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. …
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the sneak-fart-gone-wrong is going on, my fellow sneak-farters who’ve tried to sneak one fart too many and miserably failed, to the point where the sound of your cheeks clapping together is un-fucking-mistakable and you try to cover it up with a super loud, obviously fake cough and a rushed declaration of “Jesus Christ! What’s…
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Starting August 17, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl will be FREE for five days, until August 21!
Pernicious penises from the Pickled Piper’s patch of pubes! On August 17, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl will be FREE for five days, until August 21! Let that last turd go, cover the sploosh up with a full-volume Braveheart-worthy roar of triumph, and go tell everybody! WHOOO!!! Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol.…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
“Thanks man.” I dust myself off and get to my feet. “It’s an honor to meet you sir.” I chuckle nervously and extend my hand. “Don’t mention it,” Batman rasps. He grabs my hand and gives it a shake. “You were accosted by a gang of five armed men. It would have been a crime…
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Starting August 17, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl will be FREE for five days, until August 21!
By the Gray Alien Anal Invaders!!! On August 17, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl will be FREE for five days, until August 21! Scarf that bowl of paste and markers (I haven’t kicked the habit either; my favorites are the green ones) and go tell everybody! WHOOO!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. …
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the bleeding tip is going on, my fellow super-hard fuckers who have stared in horror at your wounded wiener after an epic bang-sesh where you convinced your partner they were about to see through time and space and merge their essence with the Absolute, but at the horrible cost of your bloody pe— Holy…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the cock-odor is going on, you nasty fucks who gauge your dick-dirtiness by seeing if it smells when you whip it out to pee (had a friend who took that as a clue to shower—true story) but otherwise remain undisturbed by the Cthulu-like horror that’s festering between your le— Jesus fucking CHRIST! How the…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
I am feeling… Sneaky. Sneaky McSneakerson Sneaky! HEH heh heh! I sneak through my apartment, tiptoeing and slinking through hallways and rooms (well, hallway and room is a better way to put it—I can’t really work with too much more, unless it’s a garage so I can build me a gym) peeking around corners and…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
Hey guys! Have you ever played a cutthroat version of musical chairs, where you accidentally fart and your reptile brain immediately flicks on, scanning for any poor fuck who simply LOOKS like they fart a lot, then wrinkling your nose while shaking your head in disgust at them so you can direct a hive-mind of…
Kent Wayne 