Tag: fiction
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
“Have you some of these,” Yoda giggles, holding out a handful of mushrooms. “They beat the dogshit out of Force-clairvoyance.” “What happened to your sentence structure?” I ask, maowing down the shrooms. “Don’t you usually talk…you know, backwards?” He waves a dismissive hand. “I only do that to sound more eccentric. Adds some flavor, you…
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Thank You For Participating in the Giveaway!!!
If you grabbed yourself a copy of Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl during the five day giveaway, then Thank You Muchly!! Definitely the zaniest of my books! I hope you enjoy it, and please leave a positive review once you’re finished! Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. …
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Today is the LAST day Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle!
Today is the LAST day Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle! This is by far the zaniest of all my books, inspired by Barry Ween and my own take on an R-rated Calvin and Hobbes! If you want to dip your toe in a comedy/horror/sci-fi/teen-genius tale with copious amounts of psychedelics and a…
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For Today and Tomorrow, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle!
For today and tomorrow, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle! This is by far the zaniest of all my books, inspired by Barry Ween and my own take on an R-rated Calvin and Hobbes! If you want to dip your toe in a comedy/horror/sci-fi/teen-genius tale with copious amounts of psychedelics and a 300…
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Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle through April 1!
Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle through April 1! This is by far the zaniest of all my books, inspired by Barry Ween and my own take on an R-rated Calvin and Hobbes! If you want to dip your toe in a comedy/horror/sci-fi/teen-genius tale with copious amounts of psychedelics and a 300 mph…
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Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle through April 1!
Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle through April 1! This is by far the zaniest of all my books, inspired by Barry Ween and my own take on an R-rated Calvin and Hobbes! If you want to dip your toe in a comedy/horror/sci-fi/teen-genius tale with copious amounts of psychedelics and a 300 mph…
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Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle through April 1!
Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle through April 1! This is by far the zaniest of all my books, inspired by Barry Ween and my own take on an R-rated Calvin and Hobbes! If you want to dip your toe in a comedy/horror/sci-fi/teen-genius tale with copious amounts of psychedelics and a 300 mph…
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Tomorrow, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl will be FREE on Kindle for five days!
Tomorrow, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl will be FREE on Kindle through April 1! This is by far the zaniest of all my books, inspired by Barry Ween and my own take on an R-rated Calvin and Hobbes! If you want to dip your toe in a comedy/horror/sci-fi/teen-genius tale with copious amounts of psychedelics and a…
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The day after tomorrow—March 28—Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl will be FREE on Kindle for five days!
The day after tomorrow—March 28—Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl will be FREE on Kindle through April 1! This is by far the zaniest of all my books! If you want to dip your toe in a comedy/horror/sci-fi/teen-genius tale with copious amounts of psychedelics and a 300 mph kiss hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha,…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the butt-rage is happening, all you fifth-date horndogs who’ve smashed a couple times, and now decided to stimulate their anoos with a single, hopeful digit, but right after you insert it your partner stiffens, their pupils shrink, veins burst out across their eyes, and they go full-on fast-zombie—RAAAHR! RAAAAAAHR!!!—and dive headfirst into your neck,…
