Tag: fiction
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Book Review: A Torchship Marriage
As part of my craft (“craft” sounds really pompous, but whatever) I try to read indie authors in between the bustle of life and writing books. I recently just finished part 1 of A Torchship Marriage by Rall Mekin. Before I get into the why, I’ll TLDR this review by saying I liked it a…
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A Door into Evermoor gets five stars on Amazon!!
SkerJumber Yibs! A Door into Evermoor gets five stars on Amazon! Thank you to everyone who’s bought and reviewed it, ESPECIALLY those five star reviews! Five star reviews are like $1000 tips for us indie authors! 🙂 🙂 😀 #WritingCommunity Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor. Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. …
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the two-hander is going on, all you porn-brained deviants who’ve watched too many fuck videos and are now convinced that a blow-jay has to be both fists stacked atop each other plus the mouth but your puny gerbil-dick fails to meet the requirement so you spend several hours every day punching the heavy bag…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
I stuff a handful of shrooms into my gob. Nompf omf momf and— GALUMPH! —here we go! ——— The world resolves into a cliff-dotted range of grass-coated rocks. Off in the distance, lively waterfalls hiss and sputter. What the hoozis? Must have hop-skipped into another dimension. Suddenly, I hear rapid clapping and slimy gulping, coming…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #WritingCommunity Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor. Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley…
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A Door into Evermoor gets five stars on Amazon!!
GerShnobbelYooben McThobberYogs! Josh throws A Door into Evermoor, five stars on Amazon! Thank you muchly, Josh! And thank you to everyone who’s bought and reviewed it, ESPECIALLY those five star reviews! Five star reviews are like $1000 tips for us indie authors! 🙂 🙂 😀 #WritingCommunity Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor.…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the cum-blindness is happening, all you adventurous deviants who’ve watched too many porns and now you and your partner have agreed that a cumshot would be cool, but when you unload in their face it goes in their eyes and triggers a deep, wordless rage that causes them to sputter and hack like a…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Nothing beats an afternoon nap. Stretch my arms overhead, big ol’ yawn, and— Directly above me, a bleached asshole spasms and dilates. “What the—NO!” I scrabble downward just in time. As Amber Heard expels a foot-long dook, I fall off the bed in a tangle of sheets. Craggy shit steams from my pillow, marking the…
