Tag: fiction
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It’s Free Sample Friday!
PerYoogleMog DerShinkenNipple, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series: The Unbound Realm. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol.…
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Thank You Recent Echo Readers!!!
UghThoobleShtoppers! Thank ya muchly to all those who read Echo on Kindle Unlimited yesterday! Thank ya Thank ya! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle…
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Chapter 7 of the Unbound Realm is UP!
Chapter 7 of the Unbound Realm, my work-in-process YA fantasy series, is UP! Jon and Ren get sucked into a brawl with Iaetrix Knights and humanoid dog-warriors! Here’s the link: Chapter 7 of the Unbound Realm Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the dick-tickle is happening, all you unwitting wiener-wielders who’ve bumbled happily through your day, then been caught unawares by your waiting friend’s sly finger-flick, surprising a high-pitched Star Wars Jawa cry from you—“UTTINI”—before you turn on them with the wrath of a thousand suns, ready to rain fire and death upon their nether parts…
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Thank You Recent Echo Readers!!!
NarGoobleThon YerDoob! Thank ya bigly to all who read Echo on Kindle Unlimited yesterday! Thank ya Thank ya! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle…
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Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical
Been a long time since I punched a clock. I love my freewheeling existence—no alarms, bosses, or tepid, soulless smiles that conceal my horror at spending half my waking hours in a dream-killing cubicle… Yes indeed—this is the life. After I jerk it for the twenty-third time (twenty-fourth, maybe? Hard to keep track these days)…
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Chapter 7 of the Unbound Realm is UP!
Chapter 7 of the Unbound Realm, my work-in-process YA fantasy series, is UP! Jon and Ren get sucked into a brawl with Iaetrix Knights and humanoid dog-warriors! Here’s the link: Chapter 7 of the Unbound Realm Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the sex-smirk is happening, all you folk who’ve soaked your furniture in wet spots and stains, then pretended not to notice when your friends come over and sit in a spot of your long-dead gametes which have crystallized into fine, crusty, filame— GROSS! What the fuck are you doing, soaking your living quarters in…
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Thank You Recent Echo Readers!!!
NarGoobenThunken! Thank ya bigly to all those who read Echo on Kindle Unlimited yesterday! Thank ya Thank ya! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
Ugh. Injured my knees and both my shoulders. Can’t work out. The anger builds and builds, despite my continuous masturbation. Seven, eight, nine times a day—it’s gotten to the point where my wiener is only able to muster 50% hardness. Like playing pool with a length of goddamn rope. RAAAHHHH!!! RUK KRYOK IKH-THANTER KHYROKTI! Sorry. …
Kent Wayne 