Tag: Book Review
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Weapons of Old, Volume 2 of the Unbound Realm, is now available for purchase!!
Weapons of Old is out! I’m gonna advertise it through April 14, then it’ll be back to my regularly scheduled, weird-ass ads. Weapons of Old has pushed my writing abilities to their limits (that’s nothing new; it happens with every book, but that’s the excuse I give when people ask why it’s taking so long: …
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Weapons of Old, Volume 2 of the Unbound Realm, is now available for purchase!!
Weapons of Old is out! It seems that my final finicky changes have published on Amazon! Honestly, I could finick and fret over one of my books for the rest of my life, but at a certain point you gotta let it go and move on to the next one. And move on I have–this…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the shaved balls is happening, all my fellow meat-slingers who’ve plucked and trimmed and used scented oils but despite your best efforts, you can’t do much for the ugliest part of a human body, they continue to resemble a wrinkly set of brains, a geriatric turkey-neck, or the head of an old, bald racist—…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Check out my first YA Fantasy book: A Door into Evermoor!
Check out my first venture into YA fantasy! Jon’s a regular Earth kid who wants something more. After he stumbles through an interdimensional portal, his wishes are granted in spectacular fashion! During his journey, he encounters a Wolven King and an Elerican Witch, the last Wayfarer, and a half-Elf Princess! All this and more in…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the sex-toy-malfunction is happening, all you enterprising shlorp machines who have gotten a little too carried away with your shlorping and shlorped some new-fangled, multi-armed, AI-powered construct right into your butthole, before you can head to the ER to get it removed, floodlights dart through your darkened bedroom, followed by authoritative voices invoking a…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Check out my first YA Fantasy book: A Door into Evermoor!
Check out my first venture into YA fantasy! Jon’s a regular Earth kid who wants something more. After he stumbles through an interdimensional portal, his wishes are granted in spectacular fashion! During his journey, he encounters a Wolven King and an Elerican Witch, the last Wayfarer, and a half-Elf Princess! All this and more in…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the ass-munch is happening, all you sex-warrior posers who’ve talked a good game but now find yourself staring into the puckered butthole of your one-night-stand, realizing they expect you to eat it but now you’re breaking out in a cold sweat and questioning your life choices because you’re not the down-ass fuck-machine you thought…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
