Tag: blogging
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Before zombie apocalypse, I known as Kent Wayne. I write many words, have fun as author. I service many ladies as big-wiener Man Whore. I eat Cheeto and Dorito, and live happy life. Now all gone. Shuffle around in zombified haze. No talk good. Mostly say: “Ruhhh….” Here come Martha Stewart. Best client from Man…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the dickbraid is happening, all you unsuspecting folk who have fallen asleep at a party, only to wake up to some douche-bro’s dick resting on your face, now you’re consumed by the burning rage of a thousand suns, it inspires you to yank off your pants, entangle his head in your dreadlocked pubes, cry,…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Check out my first YA Fantasy book: A Door into Evermoor!
Check out my first venture into YA fantasy! Jon’s a regular Earth kid who wants something more. After he stumbles through an interdimensional portal, his wishes are granted in spectacular fashion! During his journey, he encounters a Wolven King and an Elerican Witch, the last Wayfarer, and a half-Elf Princess! All this and more in…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
“Mark Zuckerberg???” I bolt up in bed. “What are YOU doing here?” “I’m an alien hybrid,” he replies. “Can’t you tell by my weird face and mechanical demeanor? Get ready to be abducted, you low-down Man Whore.” “No! NO!” I claw at my bed, trying to grab a post, but he freezes my body with…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the howler monkey-style is happening, all you high-level fuckers who’ve taken a cue from the king of all copulators and decided to hit it from the back while you’re hunkered over and standing in a half-squat, but as you’re pumping away your haunted monkey stuffy comes to life and starts taunting you with a…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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