Tag: blogging
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Starting August 17, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl will be FREE for five days, until August 21!
By Orgoth’s odious orgasm-inducer! On August 17, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl will be FREE for five days, until August 21! Quit trying to clean your toilet with a well-aimed stream of pee (don’t lie—it’s a damn good game to play when you’re dead-ass drunk) and go tell everyone! WHOOO!!! Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. …
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Chapter 8 of the Unbound Realm is UP!
Chapter 8 of the Unbound Realm, my work-in-process YA fantasy series, is UP! Jon and Ren escape the clutches of Lyderea’s Knights, and after fleeing into a wooded clearing, Jon finally finds his dog! Here’s the link: Chapter 8 of the Unbound Realm Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the sneak-fart-gone-wrong is going on, my fellow sneak-farters who’ve tried to sneak one fart too many and miserably failed, to the point where the sound of your cheeks clapping together is un-fucking-mistakable and you try to cover it up with a super loud, obviously fake cough and a rushed declaration of “Jesus Christ! What’s…
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Musings
We knew early on that death was inevitable. Strip all the machismo, all the philosophical tongue-twisting, and all the high-school-style drama off that simple fact, and we are left with the basics: enjoy the moment, be considerate of others, pursue our dreams. No matter how hopeless things are on the outside, stay light on the…
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Starting August 17, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl will be FREE for five days, until August 21!
Pernicious penises from the Pickled Piper’s patch of pubes! On August 17, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl will be FREE for five days, until August 21! Let that last turd go, cover the sploosh up with a full-volume Braveheart-worthy roar of triumph, and go tell everybody! WHOOO!!! Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol.…
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Strained Brains Podcast, where Burt and Kent BS about societal turbulence on June 29, Part 2 of 3, is UP!
I bullshit with Burt Murdock-–former military elite guy, fellow former cult member, partaker of various psychedelics, and staunch believer in Law of Attraction–-on the recent rumblings within our society. Check it out here: Strained Brains Part 2 of 3 In Strained Brains, I interview my best buddies, alternative medicine practitioners, military “elite,” a massage therapist who…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
“Thanks man.” I dust myself off and get to my feet. “It’s an honor to meet you sir.” I chuckle nervously and extend my hand. “Don’t mention it,” Batman rasps. He grabs my hand and gives it a shake. “You were accosted by a gang of five armed men. It would have been a crime…
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Starting August 17, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl will be FREE for five days, until August 21!
By the Gray Alien Anal Invaders!!! On August 17, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl will be FREE for five days, until August 21! Scarf that bowl of paste and markers (I haven’t kicked the habit either; my favorites are the green ones) and go tell everybody! WHOOO!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. …
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Chapter 7 of the Unbound Realm is UP!
Chapter 7 of the Unbound Realm, my work-in-process YA fantasy series, is UP! Ren and Jon get a dose of fantasy-world fascism! When things get hairy after you walk into a shady tavern full of humanoid creatures, what are you supposed to do? Oh yeah–BRAWL! Here’s the link: Chapter 7 of the Unbound Realm Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: …
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Musings
Fear is coming. Darkness is coming. That’s fine—They can guide us toward inspiration and perspective. We can use them to accelerate toward a state of well-being we’d have actualized slower under other circumstances. Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2…
