Tag: blogging
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Thank You Recent Echo Readers!!!
Sker-JummyGummies! BIG ol’ Thank Ya goes out to those folks who were reading Echo on Kindle Unlimited yesterday! Whoever you all are, Thank You So Much!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3…
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Strained Brains Podcast, where Burt and Kent BS about societal turbulence on June 29, Part 3 of 3, is UP!
I bullshit with Burt Murdock-–former military elite guy, fellow former cult member, partaker of various psychedelics, and staunch believer in Law of Attraction–-on the recent rumblings within our society. Check it out here: Strained Brains Part 3 of 3 In Strained Brains, I interview my best buddies, alternative medicine practitioners, military “elite,” a massage therapist who…
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It’s Free Sample Friday!
NerDibbleNobber YerThibbleDong, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series: The Unbound Realm. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol.…
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Today is the LAST day that Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE!
By the cringe-slinging cattery of Christine and Chrishell! (yep—I’m sorry-not-sorry to admit I binged the entire series in two days. Don’t look at me!!!) Today is the LAST day that Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE! Finish roiding the fuck out like Rick and Summer in the badass epilogue from “Something Ricked this way comes,”…
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Chapter 9 of the Unbound Realm is UP!
Chapter 9 of the Unbound Realm, my work-in-process YA fantasy series, is UP! Gribbles (Gyrax) tells his warriors to go on without him. A party of five begins to form, consisting of Jon, Ren of the Barrens, Gyrax the Wolven king, Elier the High Taire Duelist, and Lucknar Hap the fantasy-world klepto! Here’s the link: …
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the orifice speck is going on, all you well-mannered hole-shavers who’ve gone over every inch of exposed skin with a razor and tweezers, cleaning it more meticulously than Forrest Gump cleaned his rifle and gear, but yet there’s still a little something right near your dirt star that causes your lover to wrinkle their…
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Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE for today and tomorrow!
By the porta-potty splash that tickles your bum and fills you with horror! Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE for today and tomorrow! Chow down that big-ass bag of magic mushrooms, commune with the spirit inside your boss’s asshole, urging it in Sauron-like whispers to unleash a horrid avalanche of corn-filled shit during a super-important…
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Strained Brains Podcast, where Burt and Kent BS about societal turbulence on June 29, Part 3 of 3, is UP!
I bullshit with Burt Murdock-–former military elite guy, fellow former cult member, partaker of various psychedelics, and staunch believer in Law of Attraction–-on the recent rumblings within our society. Check it out here: Strained Brains Part 3 of 3 In Strained Brains, I interview my best buddies, alternative medicine practitioners, military “elite,” a massage therapist who…
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Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical
“You’re MY Man Whore, Kent!” Taylor Swift hops atop my peen and grabs me by the throat. “MINE!” “HHHKKK…” I try to pry her fingers from around my windpipe, but it ain’t happening—she’s too damn strong from decades of guitar practice. “Please…I have a diamond-hard wiener. You’re gonna…BREAK IT…” “Too bad!” she chortles, flipping her…
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Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE for three days, until August 21!
By the big ol’ nerples that make you question your purpose in life!!! (are they good? Bad? So confusing!) Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE for three days, until August 21! Belly-crawl out of that cum-crystal minefield you call a bed (my sheets crackle and pop like angry Rice Krispies, tee hee!) and go tell…
Kent Wayne 