By the cringe-slinging cattery of Christine and Chrishell! (yep—I’m sorry-not-sorry to admit I binged the entire series in two days. Don’t look at me!!!) Today is the LAST day that Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE! Finish roiding the fuck out like Rick and Summer in the badass epilogue from “Something Ricked this way comes,” end your enemy’s life with a butt-hole shoryuken (a chi-powered uppercut that starts at your opponent’s anus and continues all the way up through the crown of their skull, bisecting them into gore-covered halves as their body splits neatly down the center from your merciless fist) and go tell everyone! WHOOO!!!
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