Give my books a read and a review!

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What the unappreciated penis is happening, all you meat-packers who are slinging a decent-sized hog, only to have the other star-quarterback wieners and mean-girl scrotums laugh at it, call it a nerd and a dork causing your persecuted dick to sob and swear vengeance until one day it snaps and goes full Bonerzilla, destroying legions of measuring tapes with its coke-can-sized wrath and widening out vajeens and b-holes holy fucking shit fire hydrants look on with awestruck gazes and parted fucking lips—

And THAT, my friends, is why you never make fun of the shy-looking womb-hammer that’s brooding in the corner!  You never know when he’ll go from geeky Peter Parker to deathrage-fueled Spider-Man!  Goddamn!

Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books!  First up is my YA fantasy series, the Unbound Realm.  Volume 1 is A Door into Evermoor.  I’ve just published volume 2:  Weapons of Old  If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl!  If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo!  And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them!  Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors.  Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!  #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing

🙂 🙂 😀

Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!

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Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description, action, perspective, and symbolism as you progress through the series. #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing

Here’s the link: Echo.

Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor.  Get Weapons of Old here: Weapons of Old Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl.  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Vol.4 on Kindle here:  Vol. 4 on Kindle  Echo Omnibus here:  Echo Omnibus  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  Musings, Volume 1 is available here:  Musings, Volume 1  Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human:  Optimization! 🙂 🙂 😀    

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜   #Kindle  #KindleUnlimited #WritingCommunity

Musings

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Most prefer positivity, but opinions differ on whether to force it or be negative in the name of authenticity.

When I force positivity, it feels like I’m a ceaseless ball of tension, everywhere from my muscles to my intrusive thoughts. When I deliberately justify or rationalize negativity, it grows and emboldens. In either case, I end up exhausted.

Personally, I’ve found it more cathartic to accept and feel negativity without consciously accelerating it. I allow myself to be irrationally angry, without badgering myself as to why I should or shouldn’t be. Conscious rejection or justification seem to act as an accelerant, ensuring the negativity lingers and eats up processing power, eventually growing into an all-consuming fire. I’d rather shake hands with it, respect it, and let it have its say. I don’t have to outwardly express it, tolerate it (begrudging acceptance), agree with it, or argue for or against it. I just let it be felt and heard inside my mind, and if something else negative comes along, I let that be felt and heard as well. Then, after respecting and acknowledging each other, me and my negativity agree to disagree and go our separate ways.

That’s what seems to work for me. Not sure if it works for anyone else.

Weapons of Old, Volume 2 of the Unbound Realm, is the second installment in my YA fantasy series

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Weapons of Old has pushed my writing abilities to their limits.  It’s got fantasy-world pirates, creepy dungeon crawls, magic swords, nine-headed whips, dryads, giant battles, epic speeches, golems, existential philosophy, and a whole lot more!  I sincerely hope you enjoy my newest effort!

 #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing

Check it out here:  Weapons of Old

Get A Door into Evermoor here:  A Door into Evermoor  Get Weapons of Old here:  Weapons of Old  Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl.  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Vol.4 on Kindle here:  Vol. 4 on Kindle  Echo Omnibus here:  Echo Omnibus  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  Musings, Volume 1 is available here:  Musings, Volume 1   Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human:  Optimization!🙂 🙂 😀

Yet another weird ad for my novels

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Santa Claus peers through his state-of-the-art binoculars, staring intently at me as I pretend to be deep in peaceful slumber.  “I see you when you’re sleeping,” he mutters, lowering the binos and narrowing his eyes.  “I know when you’re awake.  You think you can fuck my hot-ass wife and get away with it?  Fucking piece of shit Man Whore.”

As you can tell, I’m not really sleeping.  How do I know he’s spying on me?  I bribed his elves, who accommodated by planting hidden cameras on his reindeer and sleigh.  It didn’t take much—given their hours, their wages amount to a sweatshop pittance.  This greedy mouth-breather should’ve known that underpaying your staff is a goddamn security risk.  Intelligence tradecraft 101, asshole. 

As he lands on the roof, I try not to smile.  Dude’s stealthy, I’ll give him that.  Nevertheless, the ceiling creaks softly under his weight.  Once he’s waist deep in chimney, I open my eyes and say, “Activate.”  Its retracting aperture constricts around him, snaring him within the booby-trapped opening. 

“What???”  His voices rises with panic as he realizes his folly.  “I can’t—NO!” 

Time for phase 2.  I throw on a coat, run outside, and scramble up a ladder.  Santa sees me coming and draws a pistol.  Before he can fire, I sprint up to him, kick it out of his hand, then rock him with a pair of full-bodyweight slaps. 

“FUCKER!”  He lunges to grab me, but my chimney-snare holds him tightly in place.  “HRRNNGHH!”  He braces against the lip and tries to push himself out.  No dice.  “I’ll KILL YOU!” he roars.  “I’ll gut everyone you love and MAKE YOU WATCH!”

“Santa shows his true fucking colors.”  I tsk-tsk and examine my nails.  “Not only did your wife seek me out, I had no idea who she was at the time.  Got the receipts, if you wanna—”

“I DON’T CARE!” he shouts.  “You think I got to where I am because I caved to pieces of shit like you???  Ask the Easter Bunny how I fucked him up after he tried to compete with me!  Ask the Grinch about his change of heart; it wouldn’t have happened if I hadn’t held a knife against his balls!  And yeah, Dr. Seuss knew—I told him I’d open his belly if he spilled the beans!  I have a network of spies and informants that rivals the C I fucking A!  You have NO IDEA who you’re fucking with!”

I scoff in disgust.  “You used to be a paragon of justice, rewarding those who were good of heart.  Now look at you:  a power-mad despot who delights in oppression.”  I shake my head.  “Time for a little karmic retribution.

I open my eReader to a Kent Wayne novel, activating its mind-bending reality distortion powers.  Magic flash. 

Mrs. Claus steps out from an interdimensional portal, wearing knee-high boots and an easy-access skirt.  She looks hot as fuck (I guess that’s a side benefit of hitting the gym and laying off the murder).  “Plan still the same?”  She raises an eyebrow.  “Cum on his sleigh and shit on his reins?”

“Let’s do it.”  I respond with a nod.

As we saunter over to his sleigh, Santa reaches out and shrieks.  “No!  Honeybun, NO!!!”

She sticks out her booty and grabs the rails.  I pull down my pants, giving him an eyeful of my bare hairy ass, and gradually build up to a hip-slapping shlorp.  Once I’m at a full-speed jackhammer, I throw him a shit-eating grin over my shoulder, along with a one-handed hang-loose shaka (I’d give him a two-hander, but I gotta grip Mrs. Claus with my other hand so I can maintain my rhythm). 

Santa’s howl is music to my ears.  HEH heh heh! 

Kent Wayne wins again!

😀

Have you run afoul of a power-corrupted, evil-ass Santa?  Never fear!  Buy my books, summon Mrs. Claus, and enact your soul-eviscerating revenge!

Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor.  Get Weapons of Old here: Weapons of Old Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl.  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Vol.4 on Kindle here:  Vol. 4 on Kindle  Echo Omnibus here:  Echo Omnibus  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  Musings, Volume 1 is available here:  Musings, Volume 1  Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human:  Optimization!  🙂 🙂 😀

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜  #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing

Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)

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Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha!  All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing

Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl

Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor.  Get Weapons of Old here:  Weapons of Old  Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl.  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Vol.4 on Kindle here:  Vol. 4 on Kindle  Echo Omnibus here:  Echo Omnibus  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  Musings, Volume 1 is available here:  Musings, Volume 1  Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human:  Optimization!  🙂 🙂 😀

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜  #Kindle #KindleUnlimited 

Give my books a read and a review!

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What the surgical ass is happening, all you peach-crazed lovers who are all about hitting it from the back, only to get your wish and see your wiener disappear inside a mind-bending valley of silicone-enhanced flesh, dear God you can’t even see your d-root it looks so fucking tiny compared to the cock-swallowing watermelons pushing against your belly and sternum, everything around you goes dystopian sepia gray as you lifelessly thrust away in echoey slow motion, Theoden King’s voice rises hauntingly in the background asking “What can men do against such reckless hate?”  Because while this ass may look beautiful in jeans or a thong it makes your once-mighty womb-hammer seem like a frost-bitten hamster-tail that was already unnaturally small to begin with—

And THAT, my friends, is why you stick to face-to-face fucking!  Not only can you kiss and bite, but artificial ass has no power there!  Goddamn!

Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books!  First up is my YA fantasy series, the Unbound Realm.  Volume 1 is A Door into Evermoor.  I’ve just published volume 2:  Weapons of Old  If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl!  If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo!  And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them!  Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors.  Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!  #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing

🙂 🙂 😀

Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!

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Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description, action, perspective, and symbolism as you progress through the series. #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing

Here’s the link: Echo.

Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor.  Get Weapons of Old here: Weapons of Old Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl.  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Vol.4 on Kindle here:  Vol. 4 on Kindle  Echo Omnibus here:  Echo Omnibus  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  Musings, Volume 1 is available here:  Musings, Volume 1  Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human:  Optimization! 🙂 🙂 😀    

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜   #Kindle  #KindleUnlimited #WritingCommunity

Musings

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I’ve made myself miserable trying to pin down the objective truth–I used to think I could somehow quantify it and impose it on others. But then I realized what worked for me didn’t work for others, what called to me didn’t call to others, what drove and energized me was not universal.

Perhaps the objective truth is we must subjectively experience it; quantification and description only seem to go so far. Maybe we just have to live it and be it.

Check out my first YA Fantasy book: A Door into Evermoor!

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Check out my first venture into YA fantasy!  Jon’s a regular Earth kid who wants something more.  After he stumbles through an interdimensional portal, his wishes are granted in spectacular fashion!  During his journey, he encounters a Wolven King and an Elerican Witch, the last Wayfarer, and a half-Elf Princess!  All this and more in A Door into Evermoor! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing

Check it out here: A Door into Evermoor.

Get A Door into Evermoor here:  A Door into Evermoor  Get Weapons of Old here:  Weapons of Old Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl.  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Vol.4 on Kindle here:  Vol. 4 on Kindle  Echo Omnibus here:  Echo Omnibus  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  Musings, Volume 1 is available here:  Musings, Volume 1   Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human:  Optimization!🙂 🙂 😀