Category: Kor’Thank
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the rimjob is up, alla you folk who are secretly heartened by the fact that society is slowly starting to admit that having a tongue run up and down your cloacal cavern actually feels pretty good despite the fact that it’s where the most odious filth spills and bubbles like a hellish version of…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
Hey guys! You know when you’ve just had an awesome steak date and you’re about to seal the deal, and your lover’s tongue seems to be homing in on all your super sensitive spots, sending your legs into paroxysms but that goddamn steak is demanding its freedom, pushing against your butthole with unrelenting force and…
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Moving to SoCal
I’ll be moving to SoCal over the next few days. Usually, I respond on my blog Monday through Saturday, and on FB Tue/Thu/Sat. I’ll throw up some prescheduled posts, but prolly won’t respond until Wednesday or Thursday. Talk to y’all soon!
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It’s Free Sample Friday!
RuhDobbleSnopple GerYoobleDobbs, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series: The Unbound Realm. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol.…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What’s going on, all you blissfully ignorant folk who never realized that there are some people out there who like to inject their gametes into an unattended cup of coffee, ensuring that trillions of sperm have passed undetected into millions of mouths and— GROSS! Who would do such a thing?!? That is DISGUSTING! I have…
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Thank You, Recent Kor’Thank Purchasers!!!
YerBogaLips MaGoo! Big ol’ Thankee Thank to the wonderful folk who bought Kor’Thank yesterday! Thank you all so much!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on…
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Kor,Thank: A High School Absurdical
Here I go, scrolling through my FB feed. Ugh…what happened to all those jiu-jitsu instructionals and cute dog videos I used to watch? Nowadays, all I see is bad news: killer viruses, hate and unrest, Karens (those are actually funny—I didn’t find out what that meant until a couple months ago, which shows I’m well…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What’s going on, all my fellow beautiful-genitaled folk who have lapsed into the habit of winning arguments by pulling down your pants, plunking the goods onto a table for all to see, then loudly exclaiming, “Good point, but what about THIS, motherfuc—” NO! That is not constructive, civil, or in any way acceptable! Before I…
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Thank you, Recent Echo and Kor’Thank Purchasers!!!
McGoomieFoo NER-BALIPS!!! Big, big, GIGANTIMOUS Thank You to the folk who bought Echo or Kor’Thank yesterday! (Someone even bought a copy of my mad ramblings, Musings). Whoever you people are, Thank You So Much!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2…
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Thank you, Recent Kor’Thank Purchasers!!!
Skibble Skabble McSkooble! A few more copies of my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl, go flying off the shelves! My sincere and everlasting thanks to all ye who bought it! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle…
Kent Wayne 