Category: Kor’Thank
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Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical
In another life, in a parallel dimension, I have eschewed my Man Whore body and writerly mind, incarnating instead as a goofy-ass Labrador. On Dog World, the inhabitants aren’t harried by plagues or injustice, but something far worse and way meaner: CATS! CHIHUAHAS! Bitefighter—my best buddy, 93rd level intellect, and Terrier Extraordinaire—takes our badass interceptor…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the nipple-fear is going on, all my fellow paranoid people who enjoy tweaking your lover’s boob-knobs but harbor an irrational phobia that evil goo will come blasting out, drenching you in slime, horror, and a deep-seated shame that will scar your mind for years to co— Why are you even THINKING about a faceful…
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Thank You Recent Kor’Thank Purchasers!!!
NerYubbyGummy ErGoobleShit! Thank ya Thank ya to whoever bought Kor’Thank on Kindle yesterday! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle here: Vol. 4 on Kindle Echo…
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It’s Free Sample Friday!
BerGooble Shloppers, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series: The Unbound Realm. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol.…
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Thank You Recent Kor’Thank Readers!!!
ErGobbenShtop NerGoobenTits! BIG ol’ Thanks to whoever was reading Kor’Thank on Kindle Unlimited yesterday! Thank ya lots! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle here: Vol.…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the blumpkin is going on, alla you people who have gone one google search too far, then felt a tidal wave of horror as you realize that some folks will gleefully expel Evil all over your face, neck, and chest in order to prep you for the main course which is actually a steaming…
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Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical
The year is 2030. Here’s the deal: viruses, riots, hornets, blah-blah-blah. Ten years later, Grammar Nazis have taken control of the government, transforming a fragile democracy into an iron-fisted autocracy. I ran from safe house to safe house, eventually taking shelter in a redwood forest, but my ginormous wiener gave me away. As Grammar Nazi…
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Thank You, Recent Echo Readers!!!
PilBobbity GerStoobenYobbie! BIG ol’ Thanks to whoever was reading Echo on Kindle Unlimited yesterday! Thank ya bigly! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle here: Vol.…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the sleep-fart is going on, alla you folks who have had a live-in lover that achieves a horrifyingly stinky 9.3 on the Rectum Scale while sound asleep, causing you to stare blankly at the darkened ceiling and whisper “It’s not their fault. It’s not their fault.” over and over as you contemplate seppuk— GROSS! …
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It’s Free Sample Friday!
NerGoobenStooben YerPlippleNips, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series: The Unbound Realm. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol.…
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