Category: Kor’Thank
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It’s Free Sample Friday!
GullShnibbleDibble McBurgerYerbs, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series: The Unbound Realm. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol.…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the anal uncertainty is going on, all you adventurous lovers who’ve found yourself tonguing away for the thousandth time, then induced a super tense silence by giving the b-hole an exploratory lick (Should I run? Should I hide? Celebration or seppuku? That is the question…) and then upon a receiving an approving moan, gone…
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Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical
After a gajillion hours of meditation and millions of grams of psychedelic mushrooms, here it comes—Ultimate Enlightenment! Oh daaaaAAAANNGG! Astral lightning blasts me from every direction, reaching deep in my chakras and transforming my soul at an incomprehensibly fundamental level. For a brief moment, I feel Existence opening, allowing me a glimpse of Transcendent Unity…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the giant dick-slit is going on, all my fellow men-folk who’ve accidentally painted your bathroom walls ammonia yellow because your hog has been tipped with a street-sweeper shotgun muzzle that doesn’t just spray the lid and the floor, but it also blasts back your unwitting thighs, which you’ve tried to explain countless times to…
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It’s Free Sample Friday!
BerStobbenTits ElGoobyHoles, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series: The Unbound Realm. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol.…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the ghost-jerk is going on, all you compulsory quarantine jackers who’ve spawned an unholy load of such forceful proportions that it shoots over your shoulder (true story—happened to me when I was a cum-filled teen) and disappears like a whisper in the night, sending you into a panicked frenzy ‘cos you know some random…
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Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical
Now that the CIA has made it known that astral projection is real and the universe we live in is an energy hologram (https://www.cia.gov/library/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP96-00788R001700210016-5.pdf), it’s time to get to fucking work. I sit down in my chair, bite down on my mouthpiece (it makes me look extra cool, like Neo before he jacks into a…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the finger-curl is going on, all you sexual warriors who’ve plundered a hole and blasted your lover into orgasmic orbit with a well-timed “come hither” gesture that leads to a new set of linens and a fresh coat of paint on your bedroom walls because they’ve been irreparably stained in gooshy bodily flui— ICK-YUCK-NASTY! …
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It’s Free Sample Friday!
Put them old-timey fists up and get to readin’, ‘cos YerGobberNobs PerStoobenFucken, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series: The Unbound Realm. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the dick-smudge is going on, my fellow penis-slingers who at first fear sleeping naked because you might leave a snail trail (hopefully clear and not green, yellow, or some other oozy color) across your linens but then realize it’s great for moistening your drunk friends’ faces, your roommate’s doorknob, or the glistening rim of…
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