Category: Kor’Thank
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Thank You Recent Kor’Thank Readers!!!
NerGobberBlippers! Thank Ya Big Big to all who were reading Kor’Thank on Kindle Unlimited yesterday! Whoever you all are, Thank You Very Much!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here:…
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It’s Free Sample Friday!
GerNooberPlibbity YerkenShtock, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series: The Unbound Realm. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol.…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the dick-lips are happening, my fellow big-dick-lipped Man Whores who stare perplexedly at the little flaps of skin around your pee-hole and slip deep into a fantasy where your wiener comes to life and bursts into song with a voice so heartfelt and soul-tingling that Steve Perry would get down on his knees and…
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Thank You Recent Kor’Thank Purchasers!!!
BerNobberTog McThooberYoobies! Thank ya Thank ya to whoever bought Kor’Thank on Kindle yesterday! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle here: Vol. 4 on Kindle Echo…
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Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical
December 31, 2020. In case you’re wondering, yes—it’s only gotten worse. As if civil unrest, COVID-19, and goddamn murder hornets weren’t enough, Steven Seagal has claimed a wide swath of the Western United States, carving out a kingdom where all must lick his unwashed neckbeard. Martha Stewart has staked a claim in upper Canada, where…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the butt-lick is going on, all you sexual adventurers who have chanced a tentative lick upon the Forbidden Hole then the relationship cratered into several weeks of awful silence and you eventually had to break it off because you guys kept avoiding each others’ gazes and muttering softly in noncommittal pleasantries to fill the…
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It’s Free Sample Friday!
YibbyYonk IgPiggyNerGobbies, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series: The Unbound Realm. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol.…
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Thank You Recent Kor’Thank Purchasers!!!
BerNobberTog McThooberYoobies! Thank ya Thank ya to whoever bought Kor’Thank on Kindle yesterday! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle here: Vol. 4 on Kindle Echo…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the coffee poop is happening, all you foolhardy grandstanders who’ve gone absolute HAM on a bunch of super-caffeinated venti whatevers and then suffered a terrifying lurch in the depths of your bowels, causing you to break out into a cold sweat and stammer nervously about having to be right back gotta pee real quick…
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Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical
Ugh! Here they come, trying to steal my bone! Stoopid cats are always chasing after Labrador Kent, trynna steal my treats or persecuting me for eating their tasty-ass poop! Goddamn fascists is what they are! I hurdle a fence, dodge a feline, then barrel through a dozen of em, earning a scatter of yowls and…
Kent Wayne 