Category: Kor’Thank
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the ghost-jack is happening, all you power-jizzers who’ve shot a load that’s so damn powerful it flies over your shoulder and pulls a vanishing act, eluding your desperate attempts to find it as it congeals into a steely piece of cumment (cum-cement) that won’t come undone unless a mother of all bombs is directed…
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It’s Free Sample Friday!
PerYoogleMog DerShinkenNipple, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series: The Unbound Realm. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol.…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the secret crush is happening, all my fellow stalkers who’ve kept your desire to smash tightly under wraps during the day while masturbating furiously at night, tears leaking from your eyes as you berate yourself because why can’t you WALK UP AND JUST SAY HELLO— For fuck’s sake, man—go say hi before your sheets…
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Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical
Is butt-stuff that great? I keep seeing articles about it pop up on my feed… Time to find out. I take a deep breath and lube up my index finger. In the hole it goes…hmm…so far, it feels like I’m taking a giant shit. Not impressed. Then my finger locks in place. What the fuck? …
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the butt-fur is happening, all you oblivious mofos who happily and ignorantly dum-de-dumm through life whilst growing an evil jungle of enormous proportions betwixt your ass-cheeks, completely unaware of it until your lover takes a peek down there and projectile-vomits a couple of organs because of the sheer, unbridled horro— Are you TRYING to…
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It’s Free Sample Friday!
Yerbernots, GerThoppenSchlong, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series: The Unbound Realm. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol.…
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Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl gets five stars on Goodreads!!!
A second heaping o’ thanks goes out to Jessica, who threw Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl a five star rating on Goodreads as well as Amazon! Thank ya bigly, Jessica! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on…
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Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical
JANUARY 1, 2020. “All right, Kent.” The Big Guy gives me a cautious look. “You’ve got this. Right?” “Of course.” I throw an impatient wave. “Go on vacation, man. You’ve earned it.” “Right.” He clears his throat. “Make sure you refill the ocean every week, repaint the sky if it starts looking grimy, and—” “Dude.” …
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Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl gets five stars on Amazon!!!
BIG ol’ thanks goes out to Jessica, who just threw Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl a five star rating on Amazon! Nice to know that my R-rated, psychedelic-filled high school absurdical was able to entertain! Thank ya muchly, Jessica! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol.…
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It’s Free Sample Friday!
Yerbernots, GerThoppenSchlong, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series: The Unbound Realm. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol.…
Kent Wayne 