Category: Kor’Thank
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the shit-terror is happening, all you beleaguered souls who are in the throes of unimaginable rectal pressure, pressing against your asshole like a demonic vice powered by the Super Saiyan blast ray at the end of Fifth Element, threatening to explode your dignity into a billion pieces as you lie sobbing on the ground…
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Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical
Telepathy exists. And yessir—it’s as cool as the movies make it out to be. Once you get used to the inane thoughts and pedantic commentary, reading minds becomes a real treat. Every day, I peruse fantastic ideas, rich dreamscapes, and mental pornography that would make your eyes water (in a good way.) After the initial…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the fuck-scum is happening, you nasty mofos who’ve spent an entire day jerking it and building a hard crust of orgasmic juices around your horrendously malodorous genitali— GROSS! Never, EVER build a fuck-scum crust around your junk! (Unless you plan on scraping it into your hated boss’s fresh-made coffee). Disinfect your godawful nether-bits, whip…
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It’s Free Sample Friday!
PerYoogleMog DerShinkenNipple, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series: The Unbound Realm. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol.…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the under-gunt is happening, all you unwashed heathens who poke around your taint and recoil in disgust at the furry, mold-like substance growing betwixt your nethers, but then you’re slowly drawn in by a building sense of curiosity, fascinated by the texture and yes—the smell of whatever has emerged from the skin around your…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the tooth-job is happening, all my fellow grin-and-bear-it mofos who’ve sat there with clenched jaws and frozen smiles as your wiener gets ground into a raw, hamburger-like shadow of its former sel— BE GRATEFUL, FOOLS! Suck that tear back up into your right eyeball and fake some moans of ecstasy! You should feel privileged…
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It’s Free Sample Friday!
PerYoogleMog DerShinkenNipple, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series: The Unbound Realm. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol.…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the O-face is happening, all my fellow fuckers (literally) who’ve held back laughter as your lover gasms all up on you because their face has twisted into a monstrous caricature of their comely self, all twitchy eyelids and zombie-ish slackjaw, accented by guttural, unthinking moans that could’ve come straight from the maw of Cthul—…
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Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical
Man, I thought 2021 would be better than 2020, but apparently, that isn’t in the cards. A whole new crazy seems to have made its way onto the stage. Shit—even my porn searches come up with COVID scenes. Gotta get back to the days of yore—when I was a freewheeling Man Whore and nothing more. …
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the piss-target is happening, all my fellow wiener-wielders who’ve pledged vehemently to get a higher-flow toilet but until then have decided to wage war against the errant pieces of feces sticking to the sides of your toilet with a steady stream of golden urin— Oh God–GROSS! For fuck’s sake man, if there’s nastiness plastered…
Kent Wayne 