Category: Kor’Thank
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Bill Gates flicks the revolver and spins the wheel. He snaps it shut, points it at his dick, and pulls the trigger. CLICK. “Ha ha! Me next!” Elon snatches the gun and does the same. I can’t help but flinch as the hammer jumps forward. CLICK. “Go ahead, Kent.” Bezos looks up from his five-card…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the Bezos-rage is happening, all you cesspools of spite that have spent decades failing to get so much as a handjob, then made a deal with the Dark Lord Anoktian so you could start a megalith company, get yoked on steroids, and reprocess your enemies into human bacon, after which you begin spackling the…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
I have no idea how I crossed the interdimensional bleed (probably had something to do with that gigantimous dose of magic mushrooms), but come hell or high water, I’m gonna use this opportunity to make some money. My payment for MyFriendsHotMom dot com is several months late, and despite the site’s graciousness in maintaining my…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the astral-gasm is happening, all you frantic fuckers who are slamming away with everything you got, before your body becomes one giant sensitive genital and your soul get sucked straight through your nethers, the blood vessels burst in one of your eyes, the other rolls back into your skull—”HKK-HKK-GUUUUHHH!”—as your consciousness jets out the…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Time to unwind with a nighttime beach walk. Do-be-do-be-dooo… SHIT! My foot snags on broken concrete. I pitch over the safety rope, tumble down the slope, and— THUNK! … …………. Murgg…am I still on the beach? No, I’m inside an ambulance… “Relax. You’re on the way to the hospital.” The lady paramedic gives my boner…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #writingcommunity #writer #BookTok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor. Get…
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Today is the LAST day Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle!
Today is the LAST day Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle! This is by far the zaniest of all my books! If you want to dip your toe into a comedy/horror/sci-fi/teen-genius tale with copious amounts of psychedelics and a 300 mph kiss hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha, then give it…
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For Today and Tomorrow, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle!
Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle for today and tomorrow! This is by far the zaniest of all my books! If you want to dip your toe into a comedy/horror/sci-fi/teen-genius tale with copious amounts of psychedelics and a 300 mph kiss hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha, then give it a…
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