Category: Echo
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the gooch-sweat is happening, all you frivolous fuckers who like to weaponize the perspiration on your taint by using it to slip-n-slide across your passed-out friend’s unguarded face while throwing up devil horns for the laughing mofos who’re recording you on their phon— Holy HELL, man! You need some serious sensitivity training on why…
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Echo 1 gets five stars on Goodreads!!!
BIG ol’ thanks goes out to Alex, who just threw Echo 1 a five stars on Goodreads, as well as a thoughtful reflection on the unfolding views of war, religion, and existence itself! (That one comes in a little later, but it comes in strong in volume 4). Thank ya muchly, Alex! 🙂 🙂 😀…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
I have protected infant prophets from wolves and tyrants, observing silently as they grew to manhood and gave birth to religion and mysticism. I have watched empires rise and fall. I fought at Stonehenge, Jericho, Antietam and Tet. If not for me, Dracul and his vampires would have consumed the world. If not for me,…
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It’s Free Sample Friday!
GullShnibbleDibble McBurgerYerbs, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series: The Unbound Realm. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol.…
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Echo Volume 1 gets four stars on Goodreads!
SkerJooben Yibbers! Big Thank You to Arbor Barrow for throwing Echo Volume 1 four stars on Goodreads! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle here: Vol.…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the anal uncertainty is going on, all you adventurous lovers who’ve found yourself tonguing away for the thousandth time, then induced a super tense silence by giving the b-hole an exploratory lick (Should I run? Should I hide? Celebration or seppuku? That is the question…) and then upon a receiving an approving moan, gone…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the giant dick-slit is going on, all my fellow men-folk who’ve accidentally painted your bathroom walls ammonia yellow because your hog has been tipped with a street-sweeper shotgun muzzle that doesn’t just spray the lid and the floor, but it also blasts back your unwitting thighs, which you’ve tried to explain countless times to…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
“You ever seen it?” Beta Male Bill whispers. Light from the campfire glints off his eyes. “I havent’,” Craven Cal whispers back. His tin of beans lies cold and forgotten, a fork sticking out from its jagged top. I don’t say a thing. I too, have had my share of Kent Wayne nightmares. My name’s…
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Echo Volume 4 gets FIVE FREAKIN’ stars!!!
Big Ol’ Thank Ya Muchly goes out to Yolanda, who dropped a five-star on Amazon AND Goodreads for Echo 4! One step closer to bringing my work to the big screen, where I hope to make a cameo as a male stripper who habitually trips on the head of his wiener! Thank You So Much…
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Echo Volume 4 gets FIVE STARS on Amazon!
BerKoobies! Big ol’ Thanks to whoever threw Echo 4 a five-star on Amazon! (Not showing me who, yet, and hopefully the rating won’t get erased because Amazon is fickle). Whoever you are…Thank You So Much!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol.…
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