Category: Echo
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
Murrrgh…hungo… I roll out of bed and spot a mushed, half-eaten protein bar in the depression left by my body. Score! I snatch it up and maow it down. NommerGobbyMcYommerGobbles! All in the life of Kent Wayne: Professional Man Whore and Sci Fi author. Hmmm…what to do, what to do…can’t think of anything… Might as…
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Thank You Recent Echo Readers!!!
Sker-JummyGummies! BIG ol’ Thank Ya goes out to those folks who were reading Echo on Kindle Unlimited yesterday! Whoever you all are, Thank You So Much!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3…
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It’s Free Sample Friday!
NerDibbleNobber YerThibbleDong, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series: The Unbound Realm. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol.…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the orifice speck is going on, all you well-mannered hole-shavers who’ve gone over every inch of exposed skin with a razor and tweezers, cleaning it more meticulously than Forrest Gump cleaned his rifle and gear, but yet there’s still a little something right near your dirt star that causes your lover to wrinkle their…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the smeg-stache (smegma mustache; gross—I know) is going on, all you dirty-minded deviants who like to smear a big ol’ glob o’ nether parts funkencheese across your boss’s upper lip after they’ve had one too many drinks at a stoopid-ass office party and passed out on the conference room table but now they’re doomed…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
“FELLOW MAN WHORES!” I ride my horse Braveheart-style before an army of he-sluts, brandishing the state-of-the-art lightsaber I got from Toys R Us. “SINCE TIME IMMEMORIAL, WE HAVE BEEN USED LIKE CHEAP COSTCO MIX BY MARTHA STEWART AND HER LEGIONS OF ALPHA MILFS! THEIR MEAGER TIPS DO NOT MAKE UP FOR THE THOUSANDS OF HOURS…
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It’s Free Sample Friday!
NerDibbleNobber YerThibbleDong, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series: The Unbound Realm. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol.…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the sex-squelch is happening, my fellow Power Fuckers who’ve pounded away like your life depends on it, then elicited an ooey-gooey farting noise because of TRAPPED AIR NOT BUTT-GAS and tried to hold back a howl of laughter because you’re an immature child at heart but a snicker gets through and you mentally scar…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the sneak-fart-gone-wrong is going on, my fellow sneak-farters who’ve tried to sneak one fart too many and miserably failed, to the point where the sound of your cheeks clapping together is un-fucking-mistakable and you try to cover it up with a super loud, obviously fake cough and a rushed declaration of “Jesus Christ! What’s…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
“Thanks man.” I dust myself off and get to my feet. “It’s an honor to meet you sir.” I chuckle nervously and extend my hand. “Don’t mention it,” Batman rasps. He grabs my hand and gives it a shake. “You were accosted by a gang of five armed men. It would have been a crime…
Kent Wayne 