Category: Echo
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the anal play is happening, all you innocent cord-rippers who’ve accidentally yanked a string of fist-sized beads from your lover’s butthole because you got overexcited and bought into the myth that faster is better but then realized you made a horrible mistake when Pure Evil came spilling out their backsi— Mother of spotted DICK! …
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Echo Volume 1 gets five stars on Goodreads!!!
PigDiggleShnertz! Sukanya gives Echo 1 a five star rating on Goodreads! Thank you so much Sukanya!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle here: Vol.…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
Hey, Kent Wayne’s pubes here. And before you ask, yes—my life is miserable. I’m a frizz of pubic hair, for God’s sake. Unlike my rival Head Hair, I’m consistently shorn to minimal length and then drenched in the juices of horned up soccer moms. I miss the eighties, when people respected my kind and let…
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It’s Free Sample Friday!
PerGooberYobber TerFarkenShlagel, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series: The Unbound Realm. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol.…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the mini-shart is going on, all you anal slackers who’ve defiled your pants because you ate too much magnesium and chased it with a bacon and burrito shake that transformed into the most horrendous poop imaginable and then overwhelmed your sphincter with Balrog-like force, making you lose control in the worst possible wa— Holy…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the Death Nerple is happening, all you Mam-bushers (mammary ambusher) who lure your prey with casual conversation, then throw some bowel-loosening finger clamps onto their chesteronis and twist with the force of a jet-engine turbine, causing them to vomit, scream, and pee at the exact same tim— You sadistic fucking DICK! Why the hell…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
What the ham-doozle?!? I was just enjoying a magic mushroom come-up whilst watching Cobra Kai, when everything suddenly went dark. Man, 2020 is getting on my goddamn ner— Wait a second. Something’s off. Everything outside my window is… I run up to the window and study the scenery. The trees aren’t rustling, the cars aren’t…
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It’s Free Sample Friday!
GerShnooberShnitz McFunkleShlong, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series: The Unbound Realm. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol.…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the accident-fart is going on, all you unwitting flatulaters who’ve been reading quietly at the library, let a loud-ass slapper slip through your buttcheeks, then hastily tried to cover it up by squeaking your flip-flops against the hardwood floor, demanding to know “who let a snorting horse into a public place of reflection and…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the dick-snap is happening, all you asshole pranksters who’ve let the chi flow up from the earth into your feet, undulating through your legs and torso and then into your arm so the energy culminates in a perfect, whip-like strike that zings your friend’s wiener with the unchecked fury of a thermonuclear explos— Just…
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