Category: Echo
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Musings
Almost every philosophy/religion I’ve seen implies that life is full of pain and suffering, and that we have to toil and agonize in order to achieve an abiding peace. But what if that isn’t true? What if the pain/suffering is merely a mechanism that cements our understanding of what is personally pleasing on this unexplainable,…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
[Kent Wayne.] Professor X’s mental presence forms in my head. [Huh? Oh hey Professor. (Guys, be quiet; don’t let Chuck know that we’re—) ] [Oh for God’s sake, Wayne! Are you having another foursome with Jean, Psylocke, and Storm???] Jean and Storm chuckle. Psylocke tickles my bung with the end of her pinkie. “Hey hey…
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Musings
As a writer, I’ve been told I have a unique voice. I appreciate that. Unfortunately, I can’t take credit for it. The credit belongs to the voices in my head. Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol.…
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It’s Free Sample Friday!
Yerbernots, GerThoppenSchlong, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series: The Unbound Realm. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol.…
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Musings
The quest for excellence is an awesome thing—an internal drive that sparks my creativity, inspires me to take risk, and feeds my spirit through thick and thin. Conversely, the DEMAND for excellence can be useful (especially at the beginning of one’s journey), but if taken to its bitter end, it generates meaningless suffering and justifications…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the poop-sploosh is happening, my fellow bathroom transgressors who’ve given in to spur-of-the-moment panic and tried to disguise the horrid, watery splash of your feces by wailing unintelligibly at the top of your lun— Whoa dude, WHOA! Instead of assaulting peoples’ ears with nasty ker-plops or unnecessary screams, why not exercise a little sphincter…
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Thank You Recent Echo Purchasers!!!
RiggleBorg McThoosenBargle!!! Thank Ya Thank Ya to whoever bought a copy of Echo on Kindle yesterday!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle here: Vol. 4…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the piss-bottle is happening, my fellow lazy-ass Lazers who’ve gotten sick of getting up to go the bathroom and instead started to pee in Gatorade bottles and now reaped the foul fruits of your disgusting practice by accidentally taking a big ol’ gulp of uri— GROSS! Why the hell would you invite the conundrum…
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Musings
If existence springs from an inarticulable, undeniable benevolence, then it stands to reason that we need not fight/scrape our way back to it, since it is ever-present, indivisible from us, and always in motion. Maybe that’s why mystics emphasize surrender and flow. Maybe meditation is not about blocking things out, but about letting things in—allowing…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
Jerking it…jerking it…jerking it… HO-ACHI-MAMA! Just as a bunch of finger-length tadpoles erupt from my wiener, I realize 2020 has struck again—they immediately aerosolize into a black-tinged mist, sweeping out of my condo with a demonic “OOH-HOO-HA-HA!” Damn you, 2020! THREE SECONDS LATER, KENT WAYNE’S SPERM HAS WREAKED HAVOC ACROSS THE WESTERN SEABOARD, REDUCING ENTIRE…
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