Category: Echo
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It’s Free Sample Friday!
BerStobbenTits ElGoobyHoles, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series: The Unbound Realm. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol.…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the ghost-jerk is going on, all you compulsory quarantine jackers who’ve spawned an unholy load of such forceful proportions that it shoots over your shoulder (true story—happened to me when I was a cum-filled teen) and disappears like a whisper in the night, sending you into a panicked frenzy ‘cos you know some random…
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Thank You Recent Echo Purchasers!!!
NerGoobleShloppy YerFoobenTits! BIG thanks to the folks who bought a copy of Echo yesterday! Thank ya muchly!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle here: Vol.…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the finger-curl is going on, all you sexual warriors who’ve plundered a hole and blasted your lover into orgasmic orbit with a well-timed “come hither” gesture that leads to a new set of linens and a fresh coat of paint on your bedroom walls because they’ve been irreparably stained in gooshy bodily flui— ICK-YUCK-NASTY! …
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
Here we go: Lockdown #2. I’m bored as hell, dammit. Hmm, look at all these youngsters writing articles on the interwebs, espousing the joys of anal pleasure. Not really my thing, but… What the hell. The next few minutes are some of the most undignified moments in my entire life—I try to jerk it while…
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Echo 1 gets FIVE STARS on Goodreads!!!
Kimmey just gave Echo 1 FIVE FREAKIN’ STARS on Goodreads! Thank you muchly, Kimmey, it’s much appreciated! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle here: Vol.…
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It’s Free Sample Friday!
Put them old-timey fists up and get to readin’, ‘cos YerGobberNobs PerStoobenFucken, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series: The Unbound Realm. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the dick-smudge is going on, my fellow penis-slingers who at first fear sleeping naked because you might leave a snail trail (hopefully clear and not green, yellow, or some other oozy color) across your linens but then realize it’s great for moistening your drunk friends’ faces, your roommate’s doorknob, or the glistening rim of…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the nipple-fear is going on, all my fellow paranoid people who enjoy tweaking your lover’s boob-knobs but harbor an irrational phobia that evil goo will come blasting out, drenching you in slime, horror, and a deep-seated shame that will scar your mind for years to co— Why are you even THINKING about a faceful…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
In this new environment of turmoil and chaos, my enemies have emerged from the societal woodwork, united in their hatred of yours truly. Beta Males, who hate me for my missile-pod abs and love of jiu-jitsu; Grammar Nazis, who hate me for my freewheeling linguistics; and of course Office Drones, who can’t stand the idea…
Kent Wayne 