Category: Man Child Mondays
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HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
Happy New Year! Hope y’all are eating your favorite food, hanging out with your favorite friends, and masturbating to your favorite porn as we enter this new iteration of the causal madness instantiated by the creation of space and time all those billions of years ago! I’ll be taking it a little easier today (still…
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MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Season’s Greetings, my fellow degenerates! I’ll be taking a break from musings and ads until tomorrow. I hope you all are enjoying Christmas! Here’s a short snippet about the origins of this festive holiday: For those of you who didn’t know, much of Christmas was shaped by Europian and Asiatic Shamans who would dress up…
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Merry Christmas Eve!
Merry Christmas Eve, everybody! I’ll be throttling down for a bit—no musings or ads until Wednesday. Hope y’all are relaxing at home with your fam and friends, and—just like me—not doing any magic mushrooms because even though studies have proven they have myriad psychological and physiological benefits and are WAY safer than alcohol (all psychoactive…
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Man Child Monday
Zombie Kent still flex. Zombie Kent still parade around in booty short. Zombie Kent still love Soccer Mom. Rrrrhhhrrr… …I know: I should be writing. Photo taken by friend and Cool Guy Jumar Balacy #IShouldBeWriting #ManChildMondays #AlwaysProcrasturbating #LifeLongReprobate Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3…
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Man Child Monday
Huzzah! Let all rejoice, for I have found my tiny party hat, and am now able to sacrifice my sperm to the Sock God Iaghydhrilb! …I know: I should be writing. Photo taken by friend and Cool Guy Jumar Balacy. #IShouldBeWriting #ManChildMondays #AlwaysProcrasturbating #LifeLongReprobate Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on…
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Man Child Monday
And thus spake the Man Child, who decreed that he would bow to the soccer moms’ demands by showering more than once a week (he tried to get out of using soap but they beat him with sticks until he conceded), and discontinuing his filthy habit of snacking on dog biscuits. A golden era was…
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Man Child Monday
Stop controlling my brain, alien invader hat! I will NOT rewrite my novels to kowtow to the pedantic gods of grammar! …I know: I should be writing. Photo taken by friend and Cool Guy Jumar Balacy. #IShouldBeWriting #ManChildMondays #AlwaysProcrasturbating #LifeLongReprobate
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Man Child Monday
I lost a bet. After this photo was taken I had to eat a bag of dog biscuits, sniff an old pair of nasty boxing gloves, and power a ham radio by galloping as fast as I could on all fours within a kinetic-to-electric giant hamster wheel, which would prod me with an agonizing shock…
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Man Child Mondays
‘Bout to go BUCK. FREAKIN’. NUTS!!!! (Not really. I just drank too much Mountain Dew and binge-watched zombie movies.) …I know: I should be writing. Photo taken by friend and cool guy Jumar Balacy, who also used his computer-magic wizardry to create this badass site for Echo: Echo microsite. #IShouldBeWriting #ManChildMondays #AlwaysProcrasturbating #LifeLongReprobate
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Man Child Monday
As a result of the long, solitary hours spent plinking away at the keyboard, every writer needs an imaginary friend to assure them of their inevitable fame, fortune, and thick, luscious, genitals. Here’s mine: Elf Guy! …I know: I should be writing. Photo taken by friend and Cool Guy Jumar Balacy. #IShouldBeWriting #ManChildMondays #AlwaysProcrasturbating #LifeLongReprobate
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