Month: March 2018
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
NINE MONTHS AGO: I have super-sperm. I’m not bragging; it would be a blessing if I didn’t have to host billions of nutcases, all psychopathically focused on making another me. It’s for this reason that I can’t jizz into socks; my crazy-ass sperm live for years outside my body and threaten to impregnate everything around…
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Echo Vol.1 gets four stars on Amazon!
Big Thank You goes out to Cap’n Dave, who dropped four stars for Echo on Amazon! The support is uber-important to us indie authors; each positive review is like being blessed by a sentient, glowing orb that bestows +1 to charisma, +1 to strength, and +2 to length and girth! Thank You Cap’n Dave!!! 🙂…
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Musings
I’ve personally suffered from poor discipline and ineffective thought processes. I try and minimize those faults in myself because I’ve seen friends and family absolutely devastated by them over time. From what I’ve seen, [being undisciplined/refusing to question yourself/address your failings] is simply not worth it in the long run.
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
For years, cybernetic augments have remained the stuff of rumors. It’s only a matter of time before they make their way into our everyday lives. So what’s the first augment YOU’D get? “Kent Wayne! Man Whore Kent Wayne! Please—let me buy a copy of your book through ButtPay!” I turn away from the beautiful soccer…
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Echo Vol.1 gets four stars on Amazon!!!
Big Thank You goes out to Jaka for throwing Echo Vol.1 four stars on Amazon! For me, each positive review is like receiving a puppy that poops out lightsabers, or for those of you unimaginative heathens who can’t draw the implication: IT’S FREAKIN’ AWESOME!!! Thank You So Much Jaka!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Echo Vol. 1…
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Free Sample Friday!!!
I threw up a new chapter of Kor’Thank yesterday in which the disgruntled teen genius Peter Lee busts out some rap! Here’s a sample: “Open your mind, Fuck space and time, Blitz of woke light be spillin’ from my rhymes. Fuck the Machine trynna shit on us teens, We breach the side door like a…
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Thank You Recent Echo Readers/Purchasers!!!
Sker’POW! I wake up and see that some Great Readers have either bought Echo on Kindle or perused it on Kindle Unlimited yesterday! Whoever you guys are…Thank You So Much!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here:…
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Get yer copy of Echo!
What the pity sex is going on, my fellow humans who’ve had to power through undesirable coitus by imagining you’re a robo-savior that repairs peoples souls through your magical nether-part secretions? (Nobody? Just me? GodDAMMIT!) This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo! (And to leave a positive review for…
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Musings
If I drag my feet or if I procrastinate, life makes me pay with missed opportunities. If I choose wrongly, life makes me pay with the consequence of error. So the only thing that makes sense to me is to constantly apply myself, employing as much self-honesty as I can possibly muster, which allows…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
OhmygodohmygodohmyGOOOODDDD—I’m at square C freaking 6! So damn close! I, Kent Wayne, am a chess piece. The Gods of Games has shit all over my pathetic, phallic form and made me into a pawn. (Big surprise, I know.) The Hands of Eternity make some moves. I sit there sweating and shaking. After another minute or…