Tag: yay!
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Get yer copy of Echo!
What the caveman-brow is going on, all my fellow men who would rather look like a brutish neanderthal than that weak sauce pedophile from Twilight? (Dude—1000 year olds do NOT date high schoolers! No exceptions!) This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo! (And to leave a positive review for…
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Man Child Monday
“There I was—balls deep in your mother’s ass…” Shortly after detailing my lusty adventures with the local frat-bros’ moms, I had to beat a hasty escape in which I employed a jetpack and a dinosaur. …I know: I should be writing. Photo taken by friend and Cool Guy Jumar Balacy. #IShouldBeWriting #ManChildMondays #AlwaysProcrasturbating #LifeLongReprobate
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Thank You Recent Echo Readers!!!
Skul’DOOB! I wake up and see that some Awesome Peoples have been reading Echo on Kindle Unlimited! Whoever you guys are…Thank You So Much!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Echo Vol.…
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Echo and Kor’Thank: The Weekly Update
Kor’Thank word count: 19,542 Echo Vol.4: I’m on my fourth pass, 48th chapter (out of 98) Thanks to All Who Bought Echo! And BIG THANKS to those who posted positive reviews on Amazon or Goodreads!!! News: It’s spring break so I’ve got a little reprieve. I plan to use it by getting my taxes done,…
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Thank You Recent Echo Readers!!!
McBOOMskies! I wake up and see some Great Humans have been reading Echo on Kindle Unlimited! Whoever you all are…Thank You So Much!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Echo Vol. 1…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
[HERE THEY COME!] My fellow tree electrochemically reaches out to me through our shared root system, alerting me to the presence of a horde of Douche-bros. I suppress a shudder; these brainless fucksticks pollute the forest with beer cans, hot dog/hamburger wrappers, marijuana roaches, and shitty guitar music. Unless there’s rain or snow, Bro Storm…
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Thank You Recent Echo Readers!!!
Sker’NUBBINS! I wake up to the much welcome sight of folks reading Echo on Kindle Unlimited! Whoever y’all are…Thank You So Much!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Echo Vol. 1 &…
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Free Sample Friday!!!
Come get you some free sample chapters of Echo or Kor’Thank! Got a hankering for cyborg dystopia action, or crazy high school hijinks with psychopathic cheerleader queens, teen geniuses, and barbarian warrior kings? Look no further! Check out Kor’Thank, Barbarian Valley Girl here: Kor’Thank. And free samples of Echo here: Echo.
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Thank You Recent Echo Readers!!
McBOOMIE K’SHOOMIE! I wake up and see some Great Peoples have been reading Echo on Kindle Unlimited! Whoever you all are…Thank You So Much!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Echo Vol.…
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Get yer copy of Echo!
What the dookie smell is happening, all my fellow humans who wrinkle their noses at the slightest hint of a bad odor and immediately begin readying yourselves to throw accusations at someone else, diverting suspicion from your meticulously maintained orifices and onto your enemy’s? This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy…
